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- Let me think about it. - What do you say?
over and over again to choose sex over my self-worth.
Hey. You going to lunch? Can I come with?
Me voy a tirar un pedote
- Never make it end. - This is, uh, Lainey! Lainey, Naomi.
I just tried calling you.
- No, I'm... - I deserve to know.
- Thank you. - That's really sweet.
That's a cruel joke, for I will have just tricked him
- He's seven. She's not seven. - Oh.
- You might as well face it, you're addicted to love. - Obsession...
You mean like Game of Thrones Khaleesi?
Hey! Hey, Hannah!
C, you appease her.
We're getting a chance to start over.
Awesome.
Dr. Sobvechik's office...
- I'll have to move the car seat. - Mm-hmm.
down at the plaza right down the road here.
and I hope it's the one that gives you dick cancer.
I was on the subway, did you text me?
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
That's what it's about, right?
Where are you right now?
What?
- Thank you. - Okay.
No. Alexander had the ball first.
Because I booked us a flight back
Hey. Not all of us can remain celibate for a year, alright?
If they're gonna be 90 minutes...
Oh, you and Emma got back together?
- You know, like that. - Yeah, that's harsh.
- But it didn't, so I stopped. - Okay.
Um, they're gonna be here in like, 90 minutes.
And I just... I haven't done this in a while.
I have, uh, this is actually... This is my train.
Figure what... What are you doing?
No offense, but seriously, just...
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset.
I don't negotiate, but my lawyers do.
That's the second time you said that. Hmm.
I love those Rush Hour movies. Oh, my God.
Hey!
Welcome to my Thursday night. Huh?
my body for the first time.
I'll get this for you, you've got to close this.
You said you got into a car accident.
Which brings me to my third and final point.
I taught you that as a gift to you.
Are you kidding? It's perfect.
...actually really done it yet.
- Yeah! - Yeah.
Please don't put me in this position.
You need to give me this water.
than it wants to go, okay.
your perception of normal might be a little skewed, my dear.
They're great. They're such good movies.
Hey.
It would be kinda cool though if you could just hang onto the back.
I know what your car looks like. I don't need it.
Your chief complaint is not that I screwed someone
It's like... um, when I sign this, what happens to everything
- I have a kid. - I love kids.
Jake's friend Lainey, who he really wants to fuck.
God damn boring dick!
And we'll be there. I've got the rings, the whole deal.
Great! Okay, who wants to learn a dance!
Easy. Easy. Watch it! Back off! Back off!
You know, no pre-meditation means no post-meditation.
If I've been drinking his juices, I wanna know who it is.
I don't... I don't know. I don't know how to recreate that myself.
Right over your shoulder.
Right. Right, great.
We'll you've spent 10,000 hours fucking my life up.
It's a nickname they give to people named Elaine.
Hmm.
Thank you for inviting me.
Reverse it. Yeah!
♪ Well if you ever go ♪
- I wonder if we find the route... - Oh, you're such a romantic.
You have lipstick on your teeth.
So... I guess we're tied.
You're a completely different guy with me
No! That's not it at all.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Could've been your true love.
- Yeah. - Alright!
♪ All in your arm it is ♪
Hey, Lyle, no, no, no, no.
you slip my coat over my shoulders.
The Henley wearing bullshit motherfucker!
mis planes con Mile Ahh rico pa´ rico
That's not true.
So you're gonna mind the gap, right, tap the roof.
[cellphone beeps]
You know, he's married now, that one?
For me, I... you know, I've... never slept with someone
Do you remember?
Better be ready.
Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah.
Okay, call me back. Seriously Call me back.
Yeah, I mean, no, it's none of those things.
- I love you. - Lainey, Lainey, Lainey.
Nice porn.
Then they won't let their kids play with my kids.
- We'll have to see in the future... - Hmm. Okay, alright.
[instrumental music]
And why would you do that?
Had a spectacular time with you last night.
I wanna move forward in our relationship in an honest way.
♪ A blown out birthday candle ♪
I wasn't trying to hurt you.
Fuck. Oh...
- Mmm. - Were you a fat teenager?
- I had to give him $5000. - What?
I don't need to go trolling online looking
What are we gonna do about it?
I mean...
12 years. Who would've thought?
I'm not sex addict.
Yeah?
So if you wanna reopen the terms of the contract, that's fine
I need you to... Because, uh...
[Miniature Tigers singing Oblivious]
Fuck yes!
- Wow, you really, you really... - Really what?
Ha ha. Yeah. Ha...
It's good. We should. Um...
Good afternoon, Dr. Sobvechik's office.
But I didn't... I didn't think I'd remember you.
a very nice suite in a 5 star hotel just waiting for ya.