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You edited "Perspective on Politics."
And where you like to be touched.
[smacking]
Well, why would you remember it?
I'm not goin' to get coffee with you.
Design it, order it, all that shit. Right?
- Come for me. - [moaning]
I'm gonna get you some new bedding.
- Yeah. - Oh.
They burned effigies of us.
Uh, we were at Berkeley, and, um...
You were one of the applicants or...?
"Like a flag that I can pledge my allegiance to."
I don't know, a horse and carriage or something stupid.
Oh, my God,
Oh, I love Martha Stewart.
- Yeah, he is. - You should have seen him.
because we're gonna need his room for
♪ With every day that passes by ♪
[smacking]
- Well, let's go make you legal. - Yeah.
[chuckles] Thank you very much.
Never told anybody that before.
- Good? - Yeah, that's, um, that's great, man.
How's it goin'?
- Holy fuck. - Interesting.
- Yeah. - Well, that feels better.
- No, no. No. - Shh.
and then sign right there.
- Hey, guys. - Mom.
Walk into my office.
- No. - Tell us.
Can we...
Did I read you in undergrad?
She was part of this radical feminist group,
- You're sure? - Yeah, totally.
Actual job title on his door, "Disciplinarian."
and he walks up to me and he asks me,
♪ And it's growin' stronger ♪
Pfefferman.
The eagle has landed.
to learn something about women's studies.
[door closes]
Josh: What about Mr. Slaughter?
[laughing]