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Yeah, I had a girlfriend who named her cat after Leslie Mackinaw.
Mm-hm. Yeah, I know. I know.
Jumbotron. Jumbotron, Clippers game.
and I... I couldn't find the AC.
and looky here, even one libretto.
Leslie, your name is so familiar.
[sobbing]
Me going to temple.
Yes, he is 'cause he's un-hirable.
[smacking]
I am a highly placed staff member
Cool. I'm just gonna grab my yoga mat.
I will kick his ass down to the basement.
but, um, you're cool with me calling you Dad?
[smacking]
"I always put my lover's cunt on the crest of a wave."
Shh. Shh.
If you asked me like that, I would say yes.
You're being so lame.
The diamond mohels.
Who forget their hall pass, don't you?
[smacking]
Uh, no, you're not, uh...
- Good morning. - Oh, please.
but, uh, I saw a cool little lamp at the MOCA store.
I mean, as a trans woman,
- Dang. - [clears throat] Yeah.
a lot of them are closet cases.
He's gonna be here forever.
- A pussy pussy. - Oh.
"Is a waterfall."
It's not a titty committee.
Yeah.
Good night, Josh.
Grillin' grouper.