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Vaccines are the greatest medical invention
Um, sorry for crashing overnight.
Somebody drop Liam at day care. I got to hit the Laundromat.
to meet up with a new friend later.
- Yo? - What's up?
Seriously? The cats?
All right, hide a transfer beta where they won't see it.
who are ripping other people off?
Svetlana adopts Amy and Gemma. Where does that leave me?
We, uh... we hangin' tonight?
They didn't believe me. You've met my brother, Liam.
You don't have to get run out by these guys.
- Or Big Papa. - Oh!
I tutor douche bags like that in Micro Engineering,
of the washer dyin'.
Wait.
and yours truly has delivered it upon you.
To thrupple kids.
Ah, but we did find 33.5% Native American ancestry
Is it a crime to rip people off
Just raisin' money for Franny.
Join the club.
No problem.
Okay.
I was serious about not taking this house shit on.
How are the books comin', Lana?
So you had an accident?
of all time.
our bills and income from the bar.
From the North Side, the realtors?
so let's send you to the barbershop.
especially the teenage kind.
Create a temporary password and get it done.
What's the use, honey?
The American way.
Two hundred twenty-three dollars and seventy-five cents.
One minute they're BFFs,
Good idea. Thanks.
See you later, friend.
I re... I really like the guy,
Rich people always win.
Now we just have to collect running tabs
Properly boozed and debt-free...
Wait, wait, wait.
we got a special promo going on today if you're interested.
♪ You were beaming once before ♪
You've been hustlin' your entire life.
Anything that doesn't involve touching male anatomy?
You wouldn't even have to worry about it.
On count of three, we take shots, and we sign.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, it's the one fucking Jimmy bought for us.
Fifty bucks is a great start,
What?
to determine whether or not your daughter, Frances Gallagher,
Sex and back to thinking money.
Isn't that linked to autism?
Who says that I'm not?
under some bulldozers?
and Franny seems to really like him.
They're tryin' to kick you out of your apartment?
- Here's your check. - Thank you.
to bestow my gentle wisdom upon.
Next time, we can just meet in my office.
I'm just a swipe away.
any of your people owned any of my people,
I authorized Chad to give you 25 extra bucks a week.
The government did that to black soldiers with penicillin.
♪ That you speak of? ♪
I just came to report that Patsy's is doing great.
♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
and the same for the children.
- This for Frank's shelter? - Yeah.
I-I can't handle this place since Wendell died.
You know, I had the test done, and it changed my life.
for the South Side homeless.
- Can't. - Washer's broken.
You want me to be a prostitute?
Uh, sit, sit.
Nah, nah, we're... We're good here.
I hope you're good at hand jobs.
My rule's one time, but I could really use the tips,
Excuse me.
So workforce or college...
not just you, but, yes, it is off the market,