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Sir, can you hear m...?
You suck worse. Come on.
And certainly, today's events will be recorded in history
-if you deviate from my instructions... - Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
We're not waiting.
- Hang on. -Deactivation code!
No, it's funny. I know. I get it.
Paula's got this new boyfriend who's very sweet...
Let's move!
Believe it or not, I came in through the front door.
Not a strand out of place.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Oh, fuck.
Tiger Two, Tiger Three, you're cleared hot.
It's parceled out to the president, Secretary of Defense...
Sir, you cannot do that. You cannot give this guy what he wants.
Tiger Five's gone down.
Olympus has fallen. Olympus has fallen.
Yeah.Busy.
And all the other hostages.
Yes, sir. Copy.
A chance at our rebirth.
- Mike! Mike, Mike, it's me. -Dave?
Get that over to Langley.
Sir, there's movement in front of the White House.
I've got Sparkphlg-
Officer on deck!
I want back in.
- Mr. President. -Yes?
- The kids are good. Thank you. -Yeah.
It was actually kind of fun. You might have enjoyed it.
Too bad she will not save yours.
North and South Korean military forces are onhigh alert
Seven o'clock.
We've secured the perimeter of the White House...
When intransigent wailing two year old reissues demand for ice cream at 7:45am
Thank you.
Do we really have to go? Can't we go somewhere else?
Thank you, Jones.
He got away. He's back in the bunker.
Yes, sir. What's the plan?
Merry Christmas, Mr. President.
Sir, they've also assassinated the South Korean Prime Minister.
Welcome to my house.
Have the green party waiting.
All of 'em.
Wolfhound 6, fire at will. Repeat, fire at will.
Okay, Pam, we still need to take the vitals.
You sure as hell are not from the South.
- Mike? -Yeah.
- Wait, wait. Yep. -5-Oscar-hotel.
Hey, Connor. Come on. Scoot back. Put your belt on.
Mr. Speaker.
Jesus.
out of you unless I ask you a question!
Go.
I'll see you on the other side.
Now the real bloodbath starts when your mom catches you playing this.
Then I will execute your officials one by one...
Air support on the way.
Bringing out the full package.
for a united, prosperous Korea.
Yeah.
All good people.
Well, who says we'd be bluffing?
Bring Mr. Asher here.
You really think you're gonna get out of here alive?
It's a fucking shit show, huh?
and giving them the helicopter.
Who knows what other tricks they have up their sleeves?
Good.
I gotta go get your dad.
Command, Tiger Flight's three minutes out.
Your code
I'm here. Use me.
Negative, negative. That wasn't us.
Good.
Send the helicopter.
You have until dawn.
Fuck.
Fuck.
you must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0. Acknowledge.
This is our time...
Let's go get our goddamn house back, Captain.