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Why am i glitch- oh i'm not glitched
we never would've been in this fight.
Uh, what's that?
When you haven't participated in class all semester And then say "fuck it, I already got accepted to grad school"
You know, I say,
I threw a bottle of rum through the window of the Apple Store.
Aw, thank God.
I have a 13-inch penis!
Ah, screw that, we're going with plan B--
It's against the law for him to do that!
(Applause)
How would you like to build a deck right now with your buddy?
But only if you send me and Carol a copy of that picture.
Now I'm gonna stick my raw pasta in you.
What do people do who don't drink?
Oh, are we just gonna play the blame game?
Uh, yeah, every light in the house is on.
Hey you're not glitched you're just a regular person Peter
I am, like, crazy good at knitting.
Hey! That's a low blow.
This whole law is ridiculous!
When you haven't participated in class all semester But already got into grad school
IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES AND SEX ON TV
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK MOTHER RUSSIA'S FUKING VODKA
I'm trying to watch.
on account of most of us been pepper-sprayed
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
'cause I'm spending all my time with Peter.
What are you in for?
(applause)
♪ That funky monkey, Brass... ♪
one of America's most celebrated vintners.
I enjoyed hanging out with you, too.
is what I miss most about having elbows.
Ten bucks. All right.
Rhode Island's a mess from top to bottom.