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My husband's having a heart attack!
they should just go to their mayor's house.
Me-- I'm Thomas Edison.
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
It's what Adam Sandler's friends do.
To starlightarticpaws: Can you make retsuko on a space hopper? If you make it I will be happy if not the that’s ok.
Peter, you're the reason I'm here!
Come here, boy! Come on!
Last week, I got an old greeting card.
♪ Edison was a dick. ♪
Peter, I don't think that's...
That's okay.
I meant prior to me coming up and investigating this.
Why am i glitch- oh i'm not giltched
Don't do that...
Shut up, Brian!
the only shawl with decoy arms and legs.
You know, Brian, what you said is right.
But wait, there's more!
On fries?
Oh, my God, he's just been drunk this whole time?
(coughing, choking)
Hey, Brian, what time you get off?
It hasn't dawned on you that he only started
I guess after all these years,
♪ Brass Monkey. ♪
Yay! Joe's chin!
This one's full of Chardonnay.
there's no beer here, l-let's- let's just, let's just go.
You're not just hanging out with me because I,
an entire shot glass of that hot sauce.
Don't make light of that.
Introducing the Yanket,
then I have no choice but to take action.
Hey, Peter, you want to earn another ten bucks?
You'll see.
Oh, God.