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The...
Bart isn't legally your son.
He's too far.
Woo-hoo!
Now, it's not the world you remember.
when they really haven't left yet.
Do you like him?
It is not within the purview of this court
Yes, Mrs. Simpson, I got you off on a technicality.
8:00. Lights out.
If you're lonely and wanna talk, press disconnect.
This is Kafkaesque.
But I have a safety number.
Who's your new friend?
just imagine what happens when you kick the bucket.
I'm going down the hot slide in shorts.
That's my stomach's problem.
Just tell me where the soap for the dishwasher goes
There's no greater crime than half-assed parenting.
When I was a kid, we used to go out and play and not come home until dark.
I'm starting to believe I really will show everyone.
But for how long?
♪ The Simpsons 27x22 ♪ Orange is the New Yellow Original Air Date on Ma
Reading!
Hold up one end of this poster.
Everyone just asks about their own kid.
you kids have been kind of clingy.
D'oh!
It's very sweet that you came for me.
but in what really matters: pity.
Now, if you ladies recall what this place
I've gotta become the perfect homemaker.
Also, I have a field trip form
If you wanna know who should be in jail,
Hey, you like shopping? 'Cause you just
that needs to be signed for school.
Thank God it's Friday.
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
This playground has safely stimulated my imagination.
I've gotta change, show Marge I can help around the house.
I can't go to another school meeting.
Oh, no you don't.
I'm free?
♪ The plumb bob ♪
Son, kids aren't allowed on their own anymore.
I know things won't always be perfect----
Super Smash Bros. Japan
easier than getting it from Dad.
Bart!
Judge, I don't understand.
Oh, gee, now? It's a shame to go inside.
When I was a kid, we used to go out and play