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[groans] Get in, you moron.
[computer rings]
What do you want me to say?
what would my responsibilities be, you know, under the law?
You're an award-winning copywriter.
and you wanna know why?
[inhales] Mm.
I don't need help. You hear those cheers? Those are for me.
OK, I gotta go take this. You keep going cos you're doing great.
[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:
Those butt-wads!
until we get a straight answer from the birth father.
Excuse me.
- [screams] - [crash]
that you're good and kind and smart.
Unfortunately for Karl...
For guys like Peter and me, there's no beauty in the sex.
in breaking up with a woman
"Yeah? What did you want to do to me?"
I mean, you and Fran could spice it up a bit.
I'll talk to you later.
I don't know.
You don't know squat about sex addiction.
Guys, I'm all for bashing exes,
[laughs] You gotta be kidding.
you would've spared yourself the walk of shame back to the kitchen.
Oh.
She gets mad.
OK.
- it's just all so passionate. - [laughs]
Under Contract
[Tom] Jerry, can you help me get the kids?
You can't be turned on by what's going on out there, it's...
but if you are having problems in that area,
Hey. Any luck with that IMing thing?
Betty, I am serious.
[cooing]