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PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.
Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake.
After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in...
Everything say oh toodles oh toodles No let's watch The Incredibles 2004
So the guy takes the dog into the vet.
Marguerite is a shining example of how people with a lot of money...
Filled with beautiful people. And I'm gonna bag me a rich one.
Face it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing.
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So you see, Chubby Franklin lived across the street.
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
It would look smashing in Lois's crapper. I mean "crapier".
Can I see that pamphlet, sir?
You two, fight to the death!
I hope he didn't change his mind.
Could that be Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad?
Look inside yourself.
"Hundred bucks, Blake is gay
...51 years before he was born.
Like diamonds.
A guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean...
freakin’ sweet
It's too late. Our stuff is packed.
Aunt Marguerite, have you seen my towel?
No, Lois.
We'll start the bidding at $140,000.
"Tonight I sleep alone
Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
...who would make all your dreams come true.
Dad, you never did tell us how you got our house back.
Holy crap! You sweet old broad, I love you!
...by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
Peter, I don't care what anyone else thinks. All that matters is that I love you.