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Careful who you insult, old king.
Keith Tkachuk be like...
You're a far better king than the one leading this army.
Because I want you to be ready.
Hector is one man.
My mercy has limits.
I hope I never disappoint you again.
Take whatever treasure you can find.
Gurley!!!!!
Do you know what's there, waiting, beyond that beach?
But if you go to Troy...
I have something for you.
No!
...how could I blame anyone for falling in love with Paris?
- Wait, wait. - You fool!
In Troy, guests can leave whenever they want.
Father.
You want me to help you fight the Trojans.
Go! Back!
Achilles.
I see you're not hiding behind your high walls. Valiant of you.
I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?
Patroclus.
Oh, and that sounds heroic to you, doesn't it? To die fighting.
Inka!!! Inka!!! Inka!!!
Let Chelsea burn Burn it
Take it! It’s yours!
There are no turns, so you can't get lost. Just keep walking.
Hector.
...but these names will never die.
When you were very young, you came down with scarlet fever.
PULL BACK YOU FOOLS!
Go.
You violated my command.
Paris.
But that victory is not yours.
Men rise and fall like the winter wheat...
Greece will be Greece long after I'm dead.
We need the greatest warrior.
Old King Priam thinks he's untouchable behind his high walls.
Cry! Let them all cry!
The Greeks came here for one thing.
That's what you said last night.
Achilles! Achilles! Achilles!
Where's Patroclus?
Their husbands died because I'm here.
No!
If they decide to attack us, let them.
And at night...
And that his brother Agamemnon, the king of Mycenae...
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes
We won a great victory. Let him speak.
Drop sail!
Hector!
You do understand why we're in Sparta.
Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions!
Your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.
You’ll wander the the underworld fat, deaf and dumb
Wives are for breeding.
Thank the gods.
...heir to my throne...
I spoke with two farmers today.
But my lord, it is morning.
I want you to get our boy, and I want you to bring him here.
The gods envy us.
Now!
Princes of Troy, on our last night together...
Put down your spear.
Which does the sea god prefer?
The chinks wants to die
...defender of my kingdom.
ALEX!!! ALEX!! ALEX!!
Half of our men are stilI coming. We have to arm them-
Josh later today
Underwrite you lazy anaylst March Madness is Almost On!
Even if I could make peace with Achilles, the man won't listen to me!
I swear by the father of the gods, I will gut you here if you don't telI me!
They need some amusement after today.
What have you done now?
Brother...
He even moved like you.
I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest.
I saw them burning on the pyres.
See the crows?
Look what he did to us today.
I don't care about the man's allegiance. I care about his ability to win battles.
And I wish it had been you. But I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved.
Row! Ulfen are Dying! Row you lazy whores!
You'll have your city. I'll have my revenge.
- Do you know how to use a sword? - Yes.
It never ends.
At night, I see their faces, all the men I've killed.
The children.
Halt!