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I mean, like, what are we all gonna do?
That's your symbol of masculinity, a bubble gun?
You know, it's like... It could inspire us to live like
that I'm really not comfortable with Matt
I go in at, like, 12:30 to fucking Bodega.
(WIND CHIMES)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- My notepad! - I got it, I got it!
Okay, well listen, if you need a new job,
(SCREAMING)
The New York City Snipper is at it again this morning,
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
I gotta find something by the weekend, fo' sho.
Melody, are you home?
with any current couple, who would you pick?
Do you want some pizza?
Dude, that's where I work!
- (SIGHS) - Okay.
- Oh, God! - Ooh, oh, geez!
- (CHUCKLES) - (SCOFFS)
- That's amazing. - I need it today.
Like, tomorrow?
(CHUCKLES) (MOCKING LAUGHTER)
to my one free coffee a day for employees.
(BELL DINGING)
Good luck living the rest of your life.
PROFESSOR: Gotta stop you there.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm completely Jewish.
I possess the gift.
I mean, I barely said anything about him.
Like, what if we got a tattoo?
- Many times. - Of a man fighting
(WIND CHIMES)
This is the best day.
for the rest of my life, dude!
BOTH: Hi, Robert.
You're a needle dick bitch, bitch.