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Pretty smart.
- But now, I have a chance to prove to her--
in Crown Heights. - [groans]
in order to accept this position.
It was a different time one second ago.
and then, I realized that was not okay.
so I'm dropping out of the race.
should expect from this office.
like, a bonkers news alert on my phone.
I look forward to being your sophomore class president.
- I think you handled that perfectly, sir.
So what do I do? I listen.
- In Latin, cnidaria. - Cnidaria.
They just wanna be heard.
- I made that old, white man seem cogent and cool.
- I'm so sorry. It is very confusing in LA.
But if I do stay,
we can all agree on.
- Boy, you really don't know what you're doing.
- Make popsicles.
and that we should be calling them "mini wolves."
- When I am elected sophomore class president,
You wanna know the real reason I ran for mayor?
that when people keep punching you and punching you,
Hey, but not if you see me first.
- That is why I only feed my turtle from my own mouth.
- But how will we drink iced coffee?
and then she'll be mayor,
Without the straws, they think we're in trouble.
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is essential and productive. - [grunts]
Come on. - He really is something.
- Thank you, Mayor Bremer. [chuckles bashfully]
[cheers and applause]
Charter schools, yay or nay?
- What?
After yesterday, I'm not gonna win,