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Don't cross the streams!
...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket...
It was my bad.
Yeah, no, I don't.
...wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear.
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie.
You are like a giant cockblocking robot... ...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab
Me, with the best cardio in the business.
And don't let go, once you do.
I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
We're going to the tippy-top of the A-list.
Doesn't that feel good?
Now that you mention it...
That place totally blows.
Of course. It had to be a clown.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to la mançion de Murray.
You could take that truck.
- Why don't you take this one? - Don't mind if I do.
- Thank you so much. - You had us going.
I guess we're just lucky they didn't leave us by the side of the road.
It wasn't just because I had nowhere else to go.
Come quick.
She kind of goes for, like, bad boys.
...that'll do, pig.
Look, I don't think she has long.
You're the one that gave her the gun.
- So Columbus is the scared one? - Yeah. He's like a little bunny.
Pacific Playland.
What exactly you think we're doing in the 90210, Sally?
Go back... Fuck!
I really, really wanna impress Wichita...
Do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his XJ
Oh, no.
Grab a map.
You mean, other than the fact that I shot Bill Murray?
...the world would become innocent, and everything would return to normal.
You might wanna buckle up for safety.
That's a beautiful van.
Hey.
It's cologne.
Truth is, I was always kind of phobic. I found lots of things disturbing.
False advertising.
FYI, I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
Oh, hurry. Hurry, he's on the ceiling.
I avoided people like they were zombies...
...or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion...
Totally zombie-free. Only place west of Waco.
Looks like they hoofed it.
Smooth.
I can't believe I almost kissed him. What's our rule?
I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are both east.
Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland.
I got him.
That's a tough break.
- That's okay, you don't have to... - So where you headed?
Don't kill me with my own gun!
I know.
So you did all this for a Twinkie?
Better you make the mistake of trusting us...
Time to nut up or shut up.
I WANT MY DISC BACK
Hey, this may be a bad time...
Okay.
Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever.
What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?