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Elizabeth?
Man overboard!
A compass that doesn't point North.
Cannon fire!
But why does Ryan have so many starting pitchers?
Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea
Commodore Norrington is bound by the law.
Take what you can.
Yes. That's what concerns me.
Boats
I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
You're off the edge of the map, mate! Here there be monsters!
In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Rouse the captain immediately.
Bronze Members The gold calls to us
Stop blowing holes in my ship!
When someone says Southpark sucks
you are without a doubt the worst 11-0 team i have ever heard of
No one. He's no one.
FINE
as the day that...
and try not to do anything stupid.
BOOTSTRAP'S BOOTSTRAPS
We're gonna need that.
Let go!
Every last piece that went astray, we have returned.
Everyone stay calm! We are taking over the ship.
You burned all the food, the shade! The rum!
I can't move it!
We'll sing it all the time.
Aaaaaah!
no man would ever feel unwanted.
Sprung a man from jail,
Release me. You have your trinket.
I'd Rather See Her At The Bottom Of The Ocean than in the hands of a pirate
And you get to introduce yourself as Commodore Barbossa.
Name me captain.
Black Pearl is a real ship.
but why are the shitposts blank?
Sailors, back to the Interceptor,
I meant, why aren't we doing
Oh it’s still warm
This shot is not meant for you.
from the man who did the waking.
You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot.
Elizabeth.
im commandeering aspqacompile
And crazy to boot.
the guides are more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules
Parsnip, parsley, partner, partner.
Aye, that one.
Yes, it was terrifying.
Here. Let me.
His only child, savvy?
From what I hear of Barbossa,
Elizabeth!
Jack!
Jack...
I said no weird stuff
Three days out, the first mate comes to him
Stop upgrading everything!
What's happening?
You forget your place, Turner.
You've seen it?
Your funeral.
When Netflix failed you but CD Projekt has your back
Shoot Him
Oh.
Alright, you Railroad workers. . . Back to work!
Jack gives up the bearings.
Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died.
The Sesh
There are a lot o’ long words in there miss. We’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision.
Not yet. We wait for the opportune moment.
buys the man who was sleeping a drink.
Your turn.
-it is Elizabeth, isn't it? -It's Miss Swann.
We're naught but humble engineers.
and a hundred times again!
Sorry, Jack. I'm not gonna be your leverage.
"They're More Like Guidelines
You can't.
I didn't know we was taking on captives.
This girl.
Boat shoes boat shoes
when you you see your homie named cannon fire
Mr. Cotton's parrot.
Aaaah!
Shh!
And for these crimes
Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
Stop blowing holes in my shitter!
Yes.
And who among us has paid the blood sacrifice owed to the heathen gods?
1 1
When you realize you are into short guys, Ello poppet
it was you who failed to specify when or where.
Hey!
I should have told you every day from the moment I met you.
Back when he was Captain of the Black Pearl,
Think again, Miss Swann.
In here!
There you go, miss.
Why did you take it?
When your passenger tells you they saw a Johnny Cash/Garth Brooks/Elvis/Dolly Parton/Willie Nelson cover band
Couldn't be more proud of you.
Giselle!
Of course it does.
Olivia and Gabe: Hi team, have you got a moment? Interns: Abandon ship
POV: you
BRING ME THAT MEDALLION!
Rash Turner, too rash
Elizabeth.
Will.
send them down to see Old Hob.
what Mr. Sparrow said we should do with the cannons and all?
Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
AAAAAAAH !
I need a full strike, fore and aft.
You and your mates return to the Dauntless
I knew you'd warm up to me.
Today is deal day... We're catching up!
What Code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?
That's it. That's it, doggy.
Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up "parley"!
Mr. Cotton's parrot.
Two paces march!
By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow.
how many honest sailors have been claimed by this passage.
Incoming for Diran this week
What sort of a man trades a man's life for a ship?
Hold up, there, you.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Not you. We named the monkey "Jack."
Mr. Turner.
If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
It is.
Anamaria.
And I practice with them three hours a day.
"Said crimes being numerous in quantity
Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush.
Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
How could I forget, Miss Swann?
Dante DasBooters Paranoia
But we pay very well
and sinister in nature
Whose side is Jack on?
Commodore.
Did it work?
No, no, no. Not at all. By all means, kill the whelp.