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It's standard operating procedure.
Uh, look...
Flinger's.
i'd like to report that i need a return.
"Ya know, you can just call me Mike."
Wow!
Um...
It's that you haven't given him the proper roadmapping software.
I have 4 different versions of revit right now
is Hawaiian shirt day.
he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?
He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver.
MRW Business Leaders wade into the Anti-Trump Hysteria
Say hello to Lumbergh for me!
Curl two Cindies at the same time, man
That's what I can't believe.
No, man, check it out.
Congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion.
Two picks at the same time man
I celebrate the board's entire post history
What?
She's just a Straight shooter with upper management written all over her
I'll take my traveler's cheques to a competing resort...
I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead...
I, uh, I like my job, and, uh...
Pete has thirty-seven pieces of flair on today.
@wheatpond's morning thoughts.
but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option...
Hey.
I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
Oh I wouldn’t say I like it, Bob
I’m a Alan Reffsin fan
Good evening, sir. My name is Steve.
10cm? 10cm? How many bananas is that???
You wanna join the Ella discord?
Poop
"Michael... Bolton"?
no way, why should i change?
Coach to the Training Room… What….What you say you all do here!?
That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!
You’re damn right, he is.
That would be great
to get him really motivated.
I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are We are looking up money laundering in the dictionary
I don't think I'd like another job
Back up in your ass with the resurrection
We need to talk about your flares
I found that apparently what happened... Is that he was laid off five years ago
OK.
i have three different jobs right now
What if... you didn't
That's messed up. 那真糟糕。
Of course it works... That's not the point !
It's about all of us together.
unemployment or early retirement.
Fuckin' A
I mean, look at me. good things can happen in this world.
Are you any relation to the composer?
Unh.
Did you burn down Tiger King’s She Shed? No but Carole Gaskin still has my stapler.
Here we go, here we go.
But at least I never Order Doordash
Does Canelos work here?
If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll...
So you're going to fire Michael and Samir... And Give Me More Money?
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
You know there’s some people That don’t have to put up with all this shit?
"I'm in a washing machine today"??? I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT, MAN.
Some customers...
Samir and I are the best programmers they got.
And I could see the squirrels And they were married
- Yeah. - Right.
OK, then, um...
Hello, J’rr Craa.. Whaaaat's happenin’?
Now, if I work my ass off...
Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you to sleep with Lumbergh.
Oh, um... I'm not really at liberty to talk about it.
Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech...
Ahh... yeah...
for a bunch of money.
Jonah Steelers -3
I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something.
What is that supposed to mean?
New people are coming, and we need the space.
if they don't start treating their software people better.
Gone.
What if...and believe me... …this is a HYPOTHETICAL…
OH, OH, OH
My, uh, flair
I don't really like talking about my lore.
2 and oh! Oh! Oh!
So like 98 instead of 1998.
you should be home free, man.
...somebody has got a case of the Monday's!
Holly
than when he sings “Goodbyes”
Mr. LeGuy, I hearby sentence you to ten years in a federal pound me in the ass prison...
You are a very... bad person, Peter.
you're goddamn right i do
Alright, Brandon.Oooh oooh. Right on.
Like seven figures.
.... ...
Blue cruise ship
Mother... shittin'...
Is there any way that you could sort of...
"Two HK’s at the same time man
We Find ITs always better to Fire people on a Friday
we need to sort of play catch-up.
I like the uniforms better, anyways.
Nico Iama...Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.
That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Uh, no offence there, Peter...
We'll get some people under you right away.
I do not know anything about money laundering ..
They're gonna downsize Initech.
...and believe me, this is **strictly hypothetical**
Two y-axes at the same time, man.
Fukkin' a Fukkin' s
You know what I can't figure out?
All right. OK.
You're goddamn right
we need to talk about Bean
We need to talk about your CRM HYGIENE
Hello Peter I'm going to need you to update your next steps
"To conceal the source of money...
Hell, andrew fucked her
Nada-Nada- Nada gonna make it this evening
Sancho, bach plans, EOBD, thx
that we did start at the, uh...
The problem is solved from your end!
I did absolutely nothing. And it was everything that I thought it could be.
he decides he wants to live.
So are you related to that singer guy?
But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
They come to Pappadeaux for the atmosphere and the attitude.
So Bill Lumbergh’s stock will go up, a quarter... ...of a point.
COCKGOBBLERS!
Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to.
Well, not all chicks.
I didn't feel like it.
I'm a free man. I haven't had a witch steal my semen in six months.
- It's about fun. - Yeah.
Showing the homies Bernardo Faria's Youtube
You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing?
NO. NO, MAN. SHIT NO, MAN. I BELIEVE YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED SAYIN' SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT MAN.
Listen, uh...
Milt, we're gonna go ahead...
because they've moved my desk four times already this year...
I guess. I... I don't know.
It's about...
Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do.
Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while.
Because I... I...
Well, look, I already told you.
And I said, no santos
Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer...
I hated my bosses. Especially crot sec
AY, AY, AY
Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list.
We need to talk about your TLOxp reports
with upper management written all over her.
Is that Smykowski?
Whaaaaat’s happening?
What's the SOP? It's the Standard operating procedure.
but then they switched from the Swingline...
So what? We're all screwed. That's what.
Let's do exactly that, you little fuck...
Conjugal visits?
We find it best to fire people on Friday's
You're goddamn right that pizza is
THAT’S A RIOT
Two chicks at the same time, man
I would like some dp striker rumors, please
At least your name isn't Michael Bolton
a Hawaiian shirt
Get a room you two!
They're all right.
Like declaring war with Syria.
Tony and Boscy Pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.
engineers are not good at dealing with customers.
and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
Fuck.