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So, Peter, what's happening?
Just a moment.
But... no.
You physically take the answers from the product managers?
I was told there would be cringe.
My cousin's a cokehead.
I am a Shang-Chi fan…
"Michael... Boltron?"
When the Republican leadership has no idea what to do... Thumbs up their asses. Thumbs up their asses
I don't... I don't know. Heh heh.
Let's try not to get pissed off at each other.
hey stu, watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.
Hey Peter! Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
We, uh, fixed the glitch. Electoral College Vote December 14th...
I have four opened boxes of Grape Nuts in my house, Bob.
Hello, stevie. What's happening?
You came here looking for a land of opportunity.
Alex….Jones?
Her children would have hooves
Uh, "space out"?
No, this interim pastor
You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man.
Pizza shooters shrimp poppers or extreme fajitas
Lawrence, you awake?
Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then, OK...
- This sounds familiar. - They did it in "Superman III."
You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
so that we never have to sit in a cubicle ever again.
Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday.
Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside.
that would be terrific.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
I’m a Steve Harless fan
I would do nothing.
So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff...
Who do you think you are? I’m a Pimp and i like to turn your Jennifer Aniston looking ass into my Hoe!
and, uh...
and Let me tell you something about T.P.S. reports.
GYM
Yeah. I know what you mean.
Two builds at the same time, man.
Where would you say the ballots are?
Heh heh heh!
Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not...
I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh.
like I'm supposed to, like everybody else.
I have computer skills I know how to talk to the LLM
I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like...
Yeah if we could just Stop clicking on phishing links That'd be great.
I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work.
I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man
I thought you'd come in here and start shooting.
Nico Iama... Iamaneava-gonna play here anymore, anyway.
watch out for your cornhole, harvey.
We need 3 Reports to Reconcile Accounts........ Yah about that..
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It looks like you've been missing a lot of work to go bicycling, brian. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, bob.
that you wanted to express yourself.
I might be going away for a while
Hi. I'm Peter.
We Find It's Always Better To Fire People On A Friday.
OK.
Michael, Let's make that stock go down
It's not that hard.
They come to retrofrog For the attitude and the atmosphere
Sometimes I would just watch her mouth
Let me ask you something.
OK, here. But this...
the good news is, I think I can help you.
this is a fuck!
I’ll be honest with you. I love his commitment. I’m a Logan Paul fan.
The Mondays
Hello, Peter. What's happening?
Call it a going-away present.
This is not a mundane detail!
to, go ahead and, uh, wear
No, this interim pastor
so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Just a moment.
a long time ago.
So if you wanted to fix old cars...
We just simplified the whole thing
THIS IS A FUCK
as you slip deeper and deeper...
and you need the extra columns to fit it all in.
His wife comes home early and catches him.
What do think of a person who only does the bare minimum
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Ruggs.
Did You see the Memo about HRV?
- Yeah. - Lucky bastard.
Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible.
What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?
When you meet cheater in match making
So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Is there any way that you could sort of just zonk me out so that I, like, I don’t know that I’m at work? Could I come home and think that I’ve been fishing all day, or something?
Since you're down here...
Are you not talking about FOC?
yeahhhh, Zac We're going to need you to work this weekend
Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this list. .
if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day...
That's a great idea.
Not right now, Lumbergh, I'm... I'm kinda busy.
what would you say...you do here?
No flag I said no flag No flag
From now on only use the new time sheets If you've worked on more than one job code
There were hackers that did it in the seventies as well. One of them got busted.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A PERSON WHO ONLY DOES THE BARE MINIMUM?
but let’s say you were offered some kind of a stock option Or equity sharing program?
Can this wait? I got a meeting with the matts in a couple of minutes.
but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department...
So what do you think?
Stop putting broken/bulky cartons in asrs
of your mid-twenties now gone.
I could have this place condemned.
GPS report
And Then they move my desk out of the office To the "Non-Inventory" area
I just get that feeling looking at Jim Like he would cheat
Yeah umm I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there
Just pass.
Do you really miss playing football
That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life.
No-talent ass clown
You're goddamn right it is
Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that.
but i was told that this channel was mostly cat gifs
That's, uh...
Ohta-not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
Three websites at the same time, man
Four chicks at the same time, man
If you could go ahead and write all the regexes for the data... that would be great
Really? What is it this time, Tom?
Owen Ray I sentence you to 10 years in a Federal pound me in the ass prison.
Yeah, yeah.
I asked for a mai tai, and they brought a piña colada.
Am I advancing ORM Must HAVES?
Is there going to be a Mueller memo this week?
Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code...
My pleasure!
Yeah, well that may be But at least I never lost to Tony Moore.
another day in the books let's see what tomorrow brings
The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
- So they check for this now. - No, here's the thing.
No.
Oh, oh, oh
I love his music. I do.
I celebrate the guys entire catalog
Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
I’m a fan. i’m a Jared Stidham fan Me too
- I have a question. - Yes?
You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out.
I'm a free man. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
Call it a welcome to nato present
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT JIT ACCESS
I have eight different bosses right now.
Aw, jeez, Lawrence.
"We're not in Kansas anymore."
I've got a meeting with the ryans in a couple of minutes
I mean...
Uh, because...
#Trump
I'll tell you what I'd do, man.
The key is to kick someone’s ass the first day… …or become someone’s bitch.
So he won't be receiving a paycheque anymore.
What's happening?
Cock gobblers!
it wasn't even the right washed up comedian
sounds like somebody could use some cocaine
Hell, Dave fucked her.
Uh, it's been really nice talking to both of you guys.
thumbs up their asses, thumbs up their asses.
Lummmbard fucked her
How's Penetrode?
Two teams at the same time, man.
UM, YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DROP SOME COMMITS THAT WOULD BE GREAT
I wouldn’t say she’s been Missing the pro tour, Bob
I celebrate the entire catalogue!
You should come over and watch Law and Order
then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Mmm. No, no.
I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too...
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
represents all that is soulless and wrong
Yeah. Is it?
Ugh!
So if you would...
My reaction to hearing libertarian economic 'strategy':
Yeah
It's like "Superman III."
georgeskit and fayeskit are the new brexits they should vote themselves! yes toxskit! one vote from me in 2019!
Stevie, I'm going to have to ask you to go to block training
Raisins on a Pizza I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that!
I do not know anything about any money laundering...
See you bros at Railbird…if I still have a job…
Four teams out on the Spanish point...
I'd like to move us right along to a Daryl Sawyer
You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit?
For putting Ketchup on a bratwurst I hearby sentence you to life In a federal pound me in the ass prison.
Um... Yeah... I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and do the needful...
I used to be the same way.