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Missing the Wednesday meeting again? I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
Hi, Peter.
Could I come home... And Think That I've Been Fishing All Day Or Something?
Wow It's beautiful
Oh, that's terrific, Peter.
There it is.
Michael, I did nothing.
But at least I never slept with Lumbergh.
THE RATIO OF PEOPLE TO CAKE IS TOO BIG.
Office Space
IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THAT KIND OF JOB SECURITY
Oh, and remember, next Friday...
Hmm.
This is a big promotion, Jeff
we put some extra cocaine on his pizza
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles, staring at computer screens all day
- Uh, Milton Waddams. - Who's he?
I wouldn't say It's a failure, bob
We'll be getting rid of these people.
IT'S STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE
No, I stole something else.
You've been missing a lot of work lately I wouldn't say i've been missing it, bob
The Mexican kids fill out the ballots.
We uh, we fixed the glitch... So it'll just work itself out naturally.
Let's calm down, try to figure this thing out together.
He took my stasksksxhhsbsbbsnsnn!
This place is really... nice.
Actually, that all depends
get this all fixed up for you.
Here, Peg, you wanna get everybody started?
The key is To kick someone’s ass the first day
Last week, after he found out he was getting laid off...
We're not going to white collar resort prison We are going to federal "Pound me in the ass" prison
AM I ADVANCING ORM MUST HAVES?
Huh... that's...
So, you should ask yourself with every decision...
I don't know.
They call them efficiency experts...
Electoral College Vote December 14th...
Gotta wake up at 6:00 Drag my ass up to Las Colinas
Fukkin' A Man
Yes. I am also getting smoked.
Why should I leave? Dubas is the one who sucks
Yeahhh, John; we're going to need you to share a cube with McGuire and be his mentor.
Naga…Nah Gonna go the the open anymore.
I Celebrate their entire catalog.
It's jammed.
I’m a free man. I haven’t had my dick hole serviced in 6 months
if I still have a job.
I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds And then take the other half of it to my friend Asadulah, who works in securities
I've gotta work on sunday morning so i'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in... on Sunday too, mmkay?
and I'm just not sure that he's the caliber person...
Yeah, if you could just not leave cookies out for me that would be great!!
Yup ! Time for another nap
oh, and remember, july 9 is hawaiian shirt day.
That's one of my... my pieces of flair.
Jon, don't forget that credit memo
Just a second there, professor.
and don't blame this on hypnosis, either.
What exactly would you say You do here.
AJ, Trevor How you doin?
with some software people.
BOW CHICA WOW WOW
I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?
Just zink me out so I don’t know the SB is happening?
"Dreams are messages from the deep"?! What the fuck does that mean?!
Troy glover, He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him
own own own
than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."
I really can't.
Two y-axes at the same time, man
I think it would be OK.
What happened? You said the thing was supposed to work!
You're goddamn right, it is.
Im gonna have to go ahead and Sorta disagree with you there
get you another copy of that budget, mmmkay?
That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
TWO ANKLES
'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
I wouldn’t say you’ve Been missing it, RPG
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT JIT ACCESS AND DRI ROTATION
I celebrate the guy’s entire catalog.
and come up with some really great idea like that...
Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, I... I...
Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't know how to install it.
uhhhhhh you're gonna have to talk to Ying about that...
isn't working out.
and we round 'em all down and drop the remainder...
When you think your students are with you... But they are totally cluelees
WOW. THAT'S MESSED UP.
Me to.... everyone....
we can make things run a little more smoothly...
Yeah.
Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right.
Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Can't you understand that?!
Three.
Wanna go to lunch?
but let’s say you were offered some kind of a stock option Or equity sharing program?
Deeper and deeper.
Just zonk me out so that, like, I don't know...that I'm at work...in here?
Mr. Bannon, i hereby sentence you to ten years in federal, pound me in the ass, prison.
Hell, porter fucked her
When your learning PixInsight
She's the type of chick that just... Uuugh
Stevie, I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead to block training
so if you could be here around...
take care of the cockroach problem we've had in here.
Hey, that is none of your business, OK?
I believe you get your Ass kicked for say something like that
VERO... VORO... VURO...
1 and oh! Oh! Oh!
It's very special.
you do that from now on, that would be great...
Firings
Yeah. You apparently didn't put...
Just come back another time.
Well...
We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary.
you space it out over a couple of years...
“Bet”
Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea. .
Picks NO -3.5...
Yeah.
Let's see...
Fuckin' A, man.
Our high school guidance counselor...
But you know, Bob...
OK, so you want me to wear more?
That sounds good, Peter.
Thumbs up their asses.
She does, does she?
which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Go on.
I love "Kung Fu."
W-w-w-way down...
Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.
every single day of my life has been worse than...
AIRPLANE
the pleasure's all on this side of the pond! Cheers!
First, Mr. Samir Naga...
Big grains of salt.
We gotta close that account before it gets bigger.
No, it's... it's just a coincidence.
What am I gonna do with forty subscriptions to "Vibe"?
An underrated movie, actually.
Did you burn down Tiger King’s She Shed? No but Carole Gaskins still has my stapler.
I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Piña Colada
Then everything will be all right.
Mr. Lumbergh should be here any minute.
Heh. At Initrode?
- Yeah. - OK.
Well, how does it work?
That and the fear of losing my job.
because no one would clean shit if they had a million dollars.
We're in deep shit.
Two QB’s at the same time, man.
Hello, Umar. What's happening?
Yeah, they called me at home.
VERO... VORU... VORO...
It's not that I'm lazy It's that I just fuck up everybody's life
i boot clay and randy
And a terrific smile.
- Samir! - What's he doing?
Bethany is a Lol
Naga-gonna live here any more anyway
But you take a few thousand withdrawals a day...
Yeah. The cover sheet. I know. I know.
and then take the other half to my friend Asadulah...
let's make that stock go down...
- What the fuck is that? - Don't worry. He's cool.
Are you gonna have those TPS reports for us? There is no TP
I just wanted to make sure you knew...
I got it... on the last few hours on Friday...
Check out channel nine It's the breast exams. Whoo
no one would clean shit if they had a million dollars.
And if not, that's cool, too.
I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist.
I believe you’d get your ass kicked Sayin' something like that, man
at 6:00 a.m. every day this week...
Yeah, also gonna need you... ...to do this for homework
Yeah. Hi. It's Sean Foster again.
O
Yeah, I'm also gonna need you to ... ...go ahead and do this for HW
Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking.
Right.
I don’t think I’m gonna go
Mr Kauffman I hereby sentence you to 10 years in a federal pound me in the ass prison
What exactly would you say you do here?
10cm? 1cm? How many bananas is that?
What...would you say you do here, Chris?