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You know...
I love it! I love it!
We'll keep that in mind. Cole Whittier, ladies and gentlemen!
But I've made my decision, and we're gonna do it.
Look at that guy's buns!
And now, to our honored guest Rick and his lifelong friends, I say, gentlemen:
That would be out of sight dude!
That would be out of sight dude!
Hello.
Ryko!
- Something amiss? - My car is gone!
Well, Mr Flanigan, that's really quite a list. And you're right. You're absolutely right.
Holiday bowl cancelled TJ it is for the arts
Stop him
Ohh, God...!
Do you have any idea what you're giving up? Any idea? An inkling?
Aaghhh!
Understand?
You should go give Debbie a call right now. There's a phone in the back bedroom.
Adorable. Come on, let's get started. Are we married?
and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes.
A beautiful, manly experience.
Is that the foot long? And then some
Guys, what should I do? Should I take the car, or should I take Amber?
What, are you nuts? Look at my tits! They're perfect!
- How's your wife? - I hate her. I hate her guts.
Beautiful. Gorgeous.
I hear there's a terrific moon out tonight
Not in this case, however.
PAIN
Hey look at the cans on that bimbo
I was dreaming
- Let's just give 'em what they want. - What?!
Forget that. This part's so much better.
- It's good to see you. - You too.
Why do good girls like bad boys?
I can't believe we're doing this.
You were always sneaky, Stan. You were always very, very sneaky.
Nice
Drugs to the right. Hookers to the left.
Jesus Christ!
No? Maybe it's just me.
Come on, Rick! Party!
Hey, Rick! You and I, we're not through yet.
Yes.
Give me this thing! What is the matter with you?
Shake.
Yes, it's spice time, and the lucky spice is...
Me after seeing what bananasplitent.com can do:
What do you mean?
Get him! Get him, get him, get him!
No, no, no. I will, but the party's young and it's just starting up.
- It's gotta be on this side. - No, it's this side.
No, no, no. Have fun first, and then have a few laughs.
The team bus just pulled in!
How ya doing, everybody? We brought back a friend.
You'll see. As soon as you get married, everything changes.
Right. Eggs and milk.
For the last time, I'm telling you to get off of there!
I don't want that! I want you!
Take in some air, huh?
She crawled up beside me
What, are you nuts? Look at my tits! They're perfect!
OK Nick. Or is it Mr. dick?
Mr Chef? Your vegetables are on fire.
Surprise
- Hey, a toast! - To Rick and Debbie.
People! Attention, please!
Ohhh! Those!
- The boss said deliver hookers. - We are not hookers, you big dumb ape!
Hi.
This is gonna be great!
Oh great
My marriage sucks. It's all crap. It's just a big pile of shit!
- How are you, Cole? - Fine, just fine.
You are welcome . . .
Nope, this is definitely the food that prison riots are made of.
Don't you understand? She hates me. She hates my guts. It's over!
OK. What's first?
Let's go. Come on, everybody inside!
When you look at Todds tits
- Tracey was crazy about me? - Oh, Rick, you're so funny!
That doesn't mean it was Rick's party.
Oh, listen. I'll see ya Saturday for the...?
Hey! I oughta smack you.
Presidents have stayed in this suite. It's gorgeous!
You got it.
No hookers! No hookers!
You... you're the only one I've ever wanted.
Rick, take me, please.
Oh, what a clever use of prophylactics. This is beyond my wildest dreams, guys!
What do you mean? They look great!
Take care, babe. We love ya.
They made me get naked and hung me out from the window. It was so scary and I fell.
for better for worse, for richer for poorer,