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I thought about it a lot.
Did youever try?
Here's your hat.
- I got to go, youguys. - See you, Alex. Don't get dirty.
When I went on that stage I was looking so good.
Round. Snug.
So, the lady says to the waiter,
- What doesn't matter? - The audition. I don't care.
Did youknowthat the smallest penis ever measured was 1.1 inches?
How about boogers? Sports for fifty?
and an American Motors dealership in McDonald,
What was he before he became a dog?
- Night. - Night, Jake.
- Not always. - But once, right? At least once?
I'm sorry, Daddy.
Oh, shit.
- Youreally live here? - Yeah.
I'll put cockroaches in your hamburgers, yougot it?
Alex, sit down here a minute.
She likes it.
Well?
There is no way I belong there.
- Youdo care. - I don't care.
May the Lord be in your heart and mind that youconfess your sins
I'm Richie Blazik.
Me too.
I've been thinking about sex a lot.
I used to steal hubcaps with Johnny C.
Do it now! Do it!
Hanna?
Youhave to be invited before youcan audition and they invited me.
Richie!
One pastrami on kaiser. Mayo, no mustard.
Kid! Come here.
What the hell.