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Get up, Jeanie.
At first I didn't like it very much.
But youdance in front of an audience at the club every night.
I'll give youthe Cowboys and three.
Youjust take off and you're gone.
It was amazing!
Hanna?
- But if youwant my advice... - Not really.
Close your eyes.
Asshole! Stop the car!
- L.A? - Got my car all packed.
Tell youwhat...
Some nights, I...
I don't think so, Alex.
- I just wanted to say hi. - Hi.
Putting youdown to deal with Dallas. Do we have a deal?
Youknow, when I started out, I was 17.
Hanna wanted me to get the application.
Pete, I don't want her zip code.
It's her social security number, asshole.
No kidding!
Good morning. May I help you?
There youwere 20 years ago, sweetheart.
I feel like Franco Harris when he made the lmmaculate Reception.
Say, "Hey, baby, what's happening?"
The whole thing has to be up to me! I'm not going to the audition!
- I don't want youbuying me, period. - What's the matter?
- That was your first date, wasn't it? - Yeah, it was.
and are performed before the committee
Was that you or the radiator, Grunt?
It's showtime.
Hear about the Polack, who locked his keys in the car?
Did youhear about the Polack who died drinking milk?
Last night, some idiot throws a rock through my window...
The audition! I got it! I got it!
I want youto see what you're going to call home.
No lunch, no dinner.
Personally, I never call. Because I don't have to.
L.A? What's all this talk about L.A?
Two plain, rare, tomato and onions.
All nude, all the time!
Did it take youlong to learn howto dance that way?
or other repertory experience, please, list those.
Let her go, Johnny.
But I've never taken dance classes.
It's cold.
Yougirls eat like pigs. What happened to the diet?
I thought youwanted to be a dancer. Youcall that dancing?
Yougot it, didn't you?
I just can't seem to pin it down.
What's a dancer doing working as a welder?