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Riffraff! When we're married, don't invite such people to our house.
I've had to make up Patrick's 10 neglected years in a matter of months.
- Is that a member of the family? - Darned if I know.
Pegeen, dear.
Siam this time.
Look here, I'll tell that nice taxi man to wait.
- I'll start in the other room. - Can't!
...Patrick and I just stuffed ourselves at Schrafft's.
...to see you drinking during business hours.
You ready?
She is fast.
Then Mr. Page and all the boys do what gentlemen fish do.
Why'd that Oriental sandman let me sleep in my best Chanel?
- I can try. - This way, Auntie Mame.
You'll be taking dictation from Mrs. Burnside. She talks very fast.
Vera, loan me your glasses.
So sorry, Claude, you are number four.
- But he... - I won't breathe a word to the bank.
Why are you going through all this?
And Doris.
Stop being silly. I have got to make the right impression!
He usually said, "Pipe down, kid. The old man's hung."
It looks just fine.
There weren't many lines, and I felt...
We'll really get to know each other.
Now, isn't that just grand?
You'll join us on all your vacations.
Oh, no! Spirits do the most terrible things to me.
Black coffee and a sidecar. And a cold towel for Auntie Vera.
Well, we've got a little present for you too, lto and me.
Isn't he wonderful?
Pity.
No, thank you. We're celebrating. I can't leave my little family.
Every time you hear a word you don't understand, dear, write it down.
Oh, Allen, darling! Edna, I called you yesterday.
Don't be a scaredy-cat. There's nothing to be frightened of.
Mr. Macy wouldn't have any way of knowing what you sold.
My Auntie Mame, Miss Dennis, says she'll be here in a moment.
You can sit at it. I have instructions from a descendant of Pocahontas.
Ruining my beautiful play with your lousy bell ringing!
I'd do anything for you. I'd denounce Calvin Coolidge as a Bolshevik.
Don't nibble on the hors d'oeuvres. You'll get fat.
I'm not finished decorating yet. You're home early.
That's marvelous! Same as I wear. You do ride astride, Mame, dear?
It was a dreadful thing. And Father traveled all the time.
Kick them off. Now take off your clothes. Norah, lto!
It's good her mother, the Countess de Gooch, can't hear you.
Yes, sir, a bully little chap.
"My puberty in Buffalo was drab."
- My little love. - Congratulations, Auntie Mame.
That means "Know thyself." Mr. Page is an educator.
- I'm coming, Beau, sugar. - There we are, honey.
I should have told you about her before.
...l'm not gonna bring Gloria back here.
Danged if she didn't sail clear over it! No hands!
I can't leave him down in the foyer!
- I only saw him at breakfast. - What did he say then?
- What's your name, dear? - Gooch.
Don't bother, Mrs. Burnside.
- You're coming out. - Where?
Fix the master in the eye with an animal gaze.
It's a good 10-mile course, for those that makes it.
So French-smelling, I feel as alluring as Theda Bara.
Patrick.
You look fine. You don't need to worry.
Why didn't Dwight want us to meet the aunt?
- It's not a ghost. - I see it all now. A ghostwriter!
Everything in the universe is composed of the elements of Aristotle.
I'll tell you what we'll do.
Won't we have a lark? The sun up...
That's the head, you know.
Or to earn money to fight him with. You're so right!
How much does that come to, little lady?
Here's a handy woman to have around the house. Love, Auntie Mame."
I rinsed out the glass.
- Thank you. - Tell me...
Have you considered a school run by Acacius Page?
It's out of the question. You heard your mother.
You don't trust me to write my life? Who else could write it?
Your heart is from Tiffany's too. It'll be like old times...
That is the beauty of it, madam. It can be used upside down.
Well, hello, Mr. Babcock. How nice to hear your voice at long last.
Yes, long distance, how are you?
Yes, 57th Street is right in my neck of the woods.
I'll have an Upson daiquiri ready in a minute.
But that to be left in your hands was a fate he wouldn't wish on a dog.
Here we are. Take it easy, now.
I would like you to meet my former secretary. She's a little bit...
Well, you can use the Duesenberg.
...waiting to be mentioned in my will.
I've never seen you cry before.
I'll try to reconnect you again with San Francisco.
- Can I get you something? A cognac? - Another hot chocolate?
You have things to talk about. I'll go to my room and change.
Now, here's your slip. It's so simple.
What a lovely title. Thank you.
- We almost thought you wasn't coming. - Morning. Lovely day for a hunt.
- Won't you sit down, Mr. Babcock? - Thank you.
There's my alma mater, St. Boniface in Massachusetts.
The whole place has gone nuts.
You look fit. They're bringing the fox up from the icehouse.
I beg your pardon?
Did you, dear? That was Helen Hayes.