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Goddamn it.
God- I'm out of here!
Oh, Robin.
Uh, listen.
You never did anything wrong.
- No. - Yes.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, the schools are really awesome...
Goddamn it, Lenny.
- Hey, bro. - Hey. What's going on, bro?
Okay, Ram. You're all set.
Yeah, the blonde girl with the belly chain. Yeah, the other girl.
What am I doing?
Ram Jam! Ram Jam!
One, two, three!
I'm sorry, sweetie. We said the other girl.
- What do you have, a boy or girl? - Boy. Jameson.
...no introduction...
I was walking in the dressing room, and the guys told me I just...
Okay.
I'll give you something to boo about!
I don't- Smoked ham, I guess-
And a rematch? Hey. This could be history all over again.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Got a lot of staples. We gotta take 'em out. - Fuck it. Take it easy, Doc.
Goth? Punk? Hippie?
Am I supposed to bow back? I bow to you?
Yeah, well, that works.
The "S" stands for "Stephanie. "
- I'm so sorry. - Wait. Don't worry.
Randy-
- half-pound of the Jarlsberg? - Yeah.
- No. - The wrestler from the '80s?
"He's finished. He's a loser.
Round
And somebody left this for you.
- Ram. Been a big fan of yours for years. - Hey. How you doin', brother?
Choke slam!
I got a question
- Check him, ref! - You want me to stop it?
who are worth bringing it for, because you're my family.
So what's the problem?
- Call of Duty 4. - Call "It" Duty 4?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Pin me! Come on, Ram. Pin me!
No, no, no. Randy! Randy!
that I can't-
- Oh, yeah? - And- Yeah.
- The Beast of the Middle East- - See you out there.
Ram!
- OxyContins? You sure? - No, this'll do me.
Ah-
Want some fucking cheese lady?
Hey. When'd you get here?
- Uh, half a pound of egg salad. - Half a pound of egg salad, coming up.
I can't really talk right now.
- It ain't about ability, so you just hang in there. - Yeah, I know, I know.
- Dance with me. - Here?
Want some fucking cheese, lady?
Well, for starters, you're going to be on a slew of medications.
- Viagra? Maybe some blow? - No.
Well, is she into something else, like, well, cooking or books or something?
Come by.
- Call of Duty 4. - Call of Duty 4?
I like your T-shirts.
- Long time ago. - Time fucking flies, right?
Okay. I'll dance for you then. Here we go.
Reminds me of childhood memories
- You're up first against T.D.S. - Thank you.
But I can't.
I don't know, man. I think that's pretty rock and roll.
dropped like a brick, and, you know, I don't remember nothin'.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me
That's why I wanted to talk to you, you know.
Yeah!
- Yeah. It's pretty cool, actually. - Really?
Yeah! Come on, Ram! You're the man!
You look- You look clean.
- Ooh. - All right. Good.
Okay. You got it, brother.
You realize what's coming up?
A parade of hot, horny housewives...
Oh.
- Do your push-ups, brother. - All right.
Hey. Tommy. We're gonna be working tonight.
You'd put an arrow through my heart
- I would give you a low blow, follow it up with a bulldog. - Just bring the cheap heat, bro.
Ah! Ah! Goddamn it!
Punchin' at nothin' but the breeze
Oh, wow. What about this?
- Appreciate it, bro. There you go. - Thanks. Thanks, Ram.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
- Here you go. - Yeah, hold on.
you didn't exist.
You know? I used to try to-
I just been alone, and, uh...
- I think you're making a big mistake. - Nah, no more. I am done.
Tell me, can you ask for anything more
- I just gave you an ass-whipping. Don't you wanna get even? - Nah, that's okay.