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and act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did.
Oh!
Okay, well, maybe, I don't know,
Yeah, you like it? Yeah?
No... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
Mmm-hmm.
I hope the traffic wasn't too bad.
We can't be doing this.
I'm listening!
Just keeping it kind of local and organic
Did you ever play any sports in school or...
(CLAY EXCLAIMING)
LUIS: Excuse me, señora? Okay!
Hey, Joni. How you doing?
She's got the National Merit Scholarship for science.
Come here. Come here, big boy. Let's see what you got.
JONI: Not yet, but I will. NIC: Okay.
What do you want from me? I did everything you wanted!
Yeah, so you can feel better about yourself.
Really.
and then we're through. Okay?
I think the sheets are in here. Mom.
I believe this might not be such a good idea.
Don't move. I'll be right back.
Do you think
You know, I think we should lay off the Paul digs a little.
Hey, whose truck is that?
Okay, Wendy Mitner. What can I do for you?
Yeah, this is she.
I feel like he's taking over my family.
That happens.
Okay. I'm just saying. He might be weird.
Which is probably why I'm in the food services industry.
Yeah, you too.
But I shall return!
Like fertile, yeah?
I mean, he donated sperm. That's weird.
No. It has nothing to do with that!
I think he's all right.
I like this guy.
It's just sad.
No, you don't know.
it might be nice if we all had dinner at his house sometime.
Cool.
Well, you would think that.
Fair enough, hairy muff. I'm out of here.
Hey. Jules. Hello, Jules.
That Awkward moment when Jif is amid a swallow -hfjrwhreu
She's never talked to me like that before.
Let's just let it be like lush,
I'm with you, honey.
But why? You're gonna be dead.
Because we knew you'd be upset.
Okay.
Hey, hey. Slow down, tiger.
I thought you should have the first taste of my pussy.
Oh.
PAUL: I did a little B- ball in junior high.
It's bigger than I thought it would be.
My mind see-saws
So what do you do, Joni? What are you into?
N ic, I got a bitching 1998 Alma Rosa that I think you're just gonna love.
J ust fucking kill me. Okay?
JULES: All right. All right.
All right, this is our plan. I don't think you should worry,
So, cheers.
I am so fucked up.
Hey. I don't...
Honey, where do you want this?
I have allergies.
I think you know.
I just say we go for it. I mean, it's all out in the open now.
Hey. Hey.
They're not talking. I've never seen her like that.
Okay. Fuck. Oh, God.
You know what I mean?
Hey.
Man, I had to fire him.
You know what? I think I'm gonna stick with water, but thank you so much.
and I wanted to tell you that what happened with me and Paul is over.
Laser, cut it out. That's driving me crazy.
That's true. I do. You're right.
NIC: Laser, your mom and I accept and love you unconditionally.
Hey, go get it.
This is good. PAUL: Cool here?
(WHOOPING)
Can I talk to you?
SASHA: Hello. Donor Dad? Stone cold fox.
Hey, man. Hey.
Okay?
You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
No! He's our sperm donor.
Get off.
I love you, chicken.
Come on.
I throw one in the blender with bananas, frozen strawberries and hemp milk.
Well, it's always what I'm not doing for you, isn't it?
Hello?
Laser, you left your bike in the driveway again.
You know, like other colors, other than green colors.
Definitely.
you're so sexy and beautiful, but I...
(SCOFFS)
Great. So you wanna,
Yeah, yeah, this is mine. It's cool.