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Seeing the man who invented the iPod, on the iPhone,
No, this girl's had nothing done.
You just hurt me.
the one I love was not with me.
Yeah, it's a very good one. I should know, I installed it.
Of course you do.
No love connection?
Look all you want, but you and I both know that
Of course. A lot of homeless men have said this.
Where were you guys?
- Here you go. - Thank you.
I'm gonna do something transcendent.
That will be my favorite game!
How about we do one over here?
Before I met him, he was No Buns Bobby.
Okay, please put her on the phone right now.
I guarantee you're an actress.
It doesn't move!
Some people are just more comfortable
Oh, come on. Like she's intimidated.
Hello.
I'm sure there's blood.
I mean, I like grapey, but not overly grapey.
Oh, God! That's so... What?
Goes, Oh, no, I want the shy one who doesn't want to baa.
They were horrible, I agree.
Okay. Oh, my coconuts.
Yeah, aren't they? You're warping my spine now.
Ring drills
I am just waiting for the money for the ticket.
And then the whopper, we call him, Bart,
You're so horny! Yeah.
Really?
I just never pegged you as a kids guy.
- Take it. - All right.
It's gonna be so much fun. I was just telling the squirt.
coming out of our hotel bathroom.
Why are they $1,700, they made outta panda?
That's relaxed?. Hmm. That's relaxed?. Hmm.
do something, so we can be home
He's got it!
Yes. Good.
No, but you've made some terrific suggestions
All right, listen, just give me a minute to explain this.
That was so much fun last night.
All right, here we go. Everybody out.
Oh you’re not a whore Palmer!
Right now, I know.
Come on. Right to the camera.
- Come on! - Just a little bit more!
No, Grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.
Trying to learn
to do these things right the first time, but...
That was pretty good. You liked that?
Come on, you're late!
No, some pictures of us having a great time
I mean, look at him.
- No. - We're good.
between you and me at the office, so...
You came to the right place. No one gets divorced in LA.
So you're the bird what's been given Daddy the ol' slap and tickle?
Oh, me, yes.
- Good night. - All right.
Let me just bring it up to you.
Don't think about it. Think about your face.
I cannot stand that face.
Hell, no! No, no, no!
I think it's so adorable
The poor thing. She's already divorced and she has a child.
And the only problem was,
"I Knew You Two Would Eventually Find Each Other!"
I know, I know, that's really romantic, isn't it?
I had some with me and the one I have on is pretty amazing.
Katherine!
We have the flowers, the music and the location,
When are you gonna strengthen your spine?
- Tired? - Yes. Good night.
Dude, why are you telling everybody about my surgery?
No, I'm saying you should sit on her lips.
Katherine? How about you?
Got a big day tomorrow, Doc, all right?
Oohh I want that one She’s very stylish
What is this from, my Liebchen?
Come here and please meet Devlin and Ian.
Her name's Devlin?
That was fun. Why? Were you jealous?
- It's Palmer. - So?
That's why I was thinking we should have the man come.
You’ve made some good suggestions and I’m gonna jot them down
I know you're sorry.
Oh, my gosh.
His parents are disgusting, too!
We do the sheep dance, right?
- God, she's freaky. - Yeah.
Yeah.
Hi, everybody! Dolph.
So easy. I'm a plastic surgeon,
Your mother's presenting her in a weird, weird way.
Not little Bucky here.
I really love spending time with you.
I'm gonna kill that guy. He's lost it.
I like it. That's my girl. Okay.
Could be the kids or could be Brian.
Yeah, that Tanner.
It's like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP.
I mean, look at you two.
Sure. Down the hall. Will you please go with him?
I don't know what that is.
Yes. Your hotness basically pushed him down the stairs.
You're right. You can't tell her the truth.
I'm getting married!
Come on!
Oh, sorry, I'm kind of seeing anybody else
My pet sheep, he passed out. He's not breathing!
Uh, yeah. I've banged it up.
Yeah. That was rough on all of us.
Some have them as security for the house.
Really?
That's my boy! Yeah, buddy!
I like that you need me. How's that make you feel?
Me to kendrick lamar
You think I can tell her the truth?
Dr. Danny?
Ow!
while this one sat on the throne for hours
'cause I caught her cheating on me with another guy.
All right. How's this?
more than anything in the world.
that you might've had the time to do something
The Waldorf Astoria at $8,000 per night
You’ve made some good suggestions
Eat the mushroom! Eat the mushroom! Yes!
Thank you.
Yeah, the wedding... Just the whole Palmer thing.
and not get hit on? Thank you.
I'd get it for you myself,
So, tell us, what happened with Eric last night?
Keep your phone off mute It'll be fun!
He promised me last year that he would take me to Hawaii
What now?
The big E. Love the Shuffle, by the way.
...and sees that I'm your assistant\receptionist?
Sorry. Okay, go.
I would have done it for $500.
more than anything in the world, Guv'nor.
I need to meet her.
No. But, seriously, are you available for my kid's birthday party?
And boo!
An hour and a half every other week
It's a kind of Ziploc baggies that I got online.
Only took the stairs, every day, never an elevator.
so I stretched the truth a little.
- Yeah! - Oh, stop!
What do I do? How do I sign it?
What? The wedding?
Yeah, well, she got about five pairs of them.
This is getting serious
and go swimming with the dolphins
Why did you wake me up?