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I was driving a Zipcar
and a Handicar comes and picks you up.
You've got a fully automated sound system,
I'm not gonna spend my summer trapped at camp
Think what you could do with all that money.
And you... You say it's theoretically possible?
Oh, boy, we're gonna wreck Timmy's business, huh, boss?
with this boy genius in Colorado?
for their senseless brutality.
with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?
Why don't you let other people drive Handicars, too?
a whole summer to ourselves to do what we want.
But isn't that the problem?
Only a few more guitar licks left
world-friendly mode of transportation ever created.
Good night, you son of a bitch.
Hey, Timmy.
Let me give you guys a hot news flash.
you don't break his fucking legs!
Cars are approaching the starting line.
bringing taxi service to any part of the world,
Excuse me. Out of my way, please.
These are supposed to be men
Timmy.
>>( ringtone stops ) Timmy, Timmy. [ Hey Timmy. ]
and you can earn a Handicap.
They also claim that if a race does take place,
Shut up, Mimsy!
But I thought we wanted Handicar to lose the race!
just make your cars cleaner and nicer
Mimsy!
Timmy!
the most daredevil group of shared-ride drivers
Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttley.
# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #
Ha! You sound like that Matthew McConaughey guy.
Derr, you told me to put the explosives
Well, all over the country,
First they'll leave the town of South Park,