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My turn.
HANK : I'm here.
No more hiding.
All hands, man battle stations! SAILOR : Aye, sir.
Already in hand, my love.
KENNEDY : Ultimately leads to war.
See that?
or I will pull this pin, and we all die.
IZDIRABINI HİSSETTİM I've Felt Your Agony
was an aberration.
I'm sorry, but we do not.
I expect you'll reconsider.
Raven.
I want to help you.
I'm so proud of you.
I can look into it, if you'd like.
I'VE BEEN AT THE MERCY OF TROLLS JUST BEING CONTRARIANS
Thank you.
One agent.
What?
(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)
Please, Erik, calm your mind.
Not that sort of bank?
I'm as interested in this Sebastian Shaw as you are.
You just bought yourself a one-way ticket back to the typing pool.
Gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you.
You can stop trying to read my mind, sugar.
(CHUCKLING)
Good, honest, innocent men!
Comrade.
That's it.
I've been the laughing stock of this agency for years, but I knew it!
Fine, read that. Your thesis always sends me right off.
You're serious? I'm very serious.
What?
You might want to cover your ears.
I always believed I couldn't be the only one in the world.
You are a mutant.
Here, let me help.
and then you call her deformed.
ANNOUNCER : PR ofessor of genetics, Charles Francis Xavier.
When ur legs don't work like they used to before...
Have you ever looked at a tiger
Please sit down, agent mactaggert.
We're the next stage of human evolution.
The best.
That's a noble gesture.
And it's that struggle which is holding you back.
And between you and I, honey, I'm a lot better company.
And what do you study? Waitressing.
Am I still a bozo?
warned Russian foreign minister gromyko earlier today.
Who are you? My name is Charles Xavier.
Sorry about that. You all right? Yeah.
You decided to stay.
It's apple pecan.
You said it yourself! No...
Where are the mutants?
I can't shoot anybody point blank, let alone my friend.
I don't mean to sound like an old fart.
Please, Erik.
It's a simple thing I ask of you.
Don't spoil this for me, Erik.
MACTAGGERT : Charles! Don't do this, Erik!
(IN ENGLISH) Let's see what kgb think about this.
Let's wrap things up, shall we?
Be the better man.
Fetch me some.
For now.
is going to make me believe in sparkly dames and vanishing men?
One.
The unity of this hemisphere, the support of our allies
Us turning on each other, it's what they want.
I don't want to hurt you, Erik. I never did.
(YELLING)
SAILOR ON PA : General quarters, battle stations.
Erik, you're not alone.
(SAILOR AGREEING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
Right, so, you want the airport? The station? What?
The beach is targeted and ready to be fired upon, sir.
But their goals?
I can't... I don't...
No, that won't be necessary. Although, I'm sure it'd be magical.
GENERAL : The Russians have sent their warheads to Cuba.
We are different.
That's reassuring. Good luck.
Is there anything unusual on the radar or scanners?
I said the real third M-cucks league.
Stand by to fire. Standing by to fire, sir.
I said the chihuahuan raven.
Me.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
What?
Not a peep. Not even through that back channel?
No, but...
HENDRY : No.
Not if we risk our lives doing so.
We'll see you soon!
That is why he had this bunker built down here.
For a pretty little bean with a mutated mcrl gene?
We just need to strike another match to light the fuse.
It's a very groovy mutation.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I can't feel my legs
my mutation allows me to do is that I can read your mind.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
Metal fillings, eh?
Radiation gave birth to mutants.