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No, you're not. You're all terrible.
(computer dings) FEMALE VOICE: File not found.
Chill out, Ricky. You chill out!
the premiere of series three of Pardon Me, Inspector,
3 x 3 x 11 x 31 x 6659 =659241
My homework assignment for coding class is
Missed lunch.
(audience cheering)
Change the world?
that will show the whole world how perfect my life is.
An app can't be alive!
Who do we know with zero filter And no impulse control
the separation of work and marriage.
Hmm?
Say, Bart, look what we hacked from Skinner's hard drive.
Me and Lisa are gonna make this app
And our AMA subreddit will be trending.
Yes, every single thing I say offends them.
Say something.
Only I could create a program that's more neurotic than I am.
Coders work too hard, don't get enough sleep.
(yowling)
It kind of smells in there, but whatever.
but I feel fat. Do you know what I mean?
Do I seem fat? I don't have a body,
(grunting)
I can't, I can't, I can't.
These examples will teach the app to actually anticipate
(GASPS)
Anyway, is now a good time for a bit of a chat?
(traditional Greek song playing)
When your Amiga OS has failed to operate safely
Don't forget to submit it
In a way, we're teaching a computer to predict the future.
oh shit not the green cum aaaaaaa noooooooo vaginaes i miss you i got into the green cum now
(chuckles)
♪ ♪
that my pee tube has become unattached.
Get that cat out of the way
She's waiting for you, right where you left her.