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You and me have a date at the emergency eyewash station
(gasping)
Everyone in the world is gonna buy Conrad for their phone.
MALE VOICE: Auto-inspection in progress.
The power plant doesn't inspect itself.
who's filling in for lindy lune? lleyton van der brackenstall.
and malware throttling that you'll be crapping ciphertext.
When your MacBook Pro has crashed
Non-sexual guy kissing is the best.
(sighs)
Well, just go to the Appstore, son. Oh, that's the thing, Dad. I'm trying to get the Appstore.
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And thousands of years of steady decline.
(chuckles)
(grunting)
(theme music from Silicon Valley plays)
♪ ♪
That shouldn't happen, by the way.
Some music while we make the coleslaw-that-is-never-eaten.
hello granny kawrie how are you? good now that i've got me dovekids back!
Mwah!
Ooh.
penguin
See you soon, Liz-Liz.
Yes, I am a Greek man now,
Mmm.
Conrad? Why does it have to be a guy?
Perhaps your society should not rely on a computer program
Conrad?
Wordplay is for crosswords and Kazurinskys.
And what a treat to have my wife here.
¿Quieres galleta o quieres pene?
How does that one wink?
Please don't.
I just want to learn coding.
andu andy xio
who's filling in for hoda marr? leena burke.
Being Greek is about loving life.
When your omega OS has failed to operate safely