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Just to try it out. You know?
I'm not wearing any underwear.
This is awesome! Does anybody have a camera?
You're gonna get arrested by the Department of Homeland Security.
Kirk?
Hi-lo. Hello!
- My God. - I was wrong about you. You're a ten.
Yeah. Yeah, it is amazing.
the coolest party I've ever personally been invited to.
the film, the Earth actually gets colder.
Great. There's two tickets. So, maybe, bring a friend.
who never support anything I do.
I want to get one of those scented neck pillows.
- What's your point? - Kirk's the best guy I know.
No, don't get me wrong. I mean, once I trust a person
I'm not going! I'm not going!
- I'm the lead in a band. - Hey, Stainer.
Don't really call her that. She doesn't like it.
Well, I... She asked me. I don't know. What was I supposed to say?
- Hello? - Who's this?
Frankly, I'm kinda sick of you guys pretending
Raw-doggin' some randoms?
I did ask you out because I thought you'd be safe and I wouldn't get hurt.
Tell us another joke there Sinbad
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain.
- Just tell him that. - Fine.
Good night.
When someone new meets Apollo What the f*ck is that?!?
I'm expected to have a shitty car.
or a cluster of lumps...
All right, listen.
I've been taking a few lessons lately.
Actually, according to The Day After Tomorrow, the film, the Earth actually gets colder.
I think I lost my iPhone. I left it in security.
and my best friend is such a distraction in your goddamn peripheral vision?
Hey, excuse me. I'm looking for Molly McCleish?
dear future ship make the mast so sail and bumpy with the internots treat me and tell me right. dear future sloop sail to husbandland.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He feels threatened by it. He gets all, you know, angsty.
Oh, shit.
Marnie's waiting for me.
Patty and I are working at the air show and Cam's our liaison guy.
What is wrong with my neon? Oh I don't know except the people who make that car don't even like it.
It's the Tao of Love. Everybody knows that.
Listen to me. Things with Molly are good, right? They're back on track.
Nothing! Jesus Christ, Dad! That's...
- Yeah, I'm hungry. I gotta go eat. - Hey, Kirky. Prep work.
Fuck you... businessman. I'm sorry.
Yeah.
You act like a freak with Captain Pickles,
That's a large Coke, a fry and some ketchup...
JP Say "fuck"
It's not even a real Pizza Hut! It's a Pizza Hut Express!
- Yeah. - And I'm talkin' about this.
Well, here, calm down. I'll call it.
- Shit. - Told you we should call ahead.
- Ah, that went well. - Kinda.
I'm gonna celebrate it with a cake with her face on it.
Fuck you all
- Promise me you won't laugh. - No, I, I... I promise.
- Cam, this is Kirk. - It's great to meet you, sir.
Is there another seat I could take?
and I get really generous. I can be very, very generous.
I'm sorry?
Yeah, I guess so. See ya.
- What the hell are you talking about? - Listen, I'm talkin' about this.
You just waved the wand over your tie clip!
Yep.
- He's an asshole. - I'm really sorry.
Right. The day that that happens is the day that Jack sleeps with your wife.
but I've seen what's out there and I don't think it gets any better.
Yep, I think it does.
Thanks, man. Well, that's because I didn't think I stood a chance in hell,
And maybe, maybe, one day it won't be.
What's going on? What's the emergency?
- Thank you. - Thanks again.
She turns 21 next week and she's, I don't know,
Jeez.
I mean, 20 minutes with your family and she'll file for a restraining order.
It's not even a real Pizza Hut! It's a Pizza Hut Express!
- Thank you so much. - Am I gonna see you next week?
she still has no sense of direction.
- She cornered me. - Jesus, Devon!
- Excuse me? - No, no, no. Stainer was right.
You're telling me the hottest chick I've met in my life wants you,
Like, remember that time I made you the mix tape of all the Kate Bush songs
What?
- Lunch is ready! - I'm comin'!
What? What do you think, we're on, like, a double date or something?
- It's "list." - "Your kiss is on my lips."
- Wendy! - Hi! Congratulations, ladies.
Why?
Would you hold on to it for me? I'm coming back tomorrow.
Well, you found somethin' that you love. That's amazing!
I'm just better off
have uniquely candid relationships with the women that they befriend,
Why would she bring a friend and give you two tickets?
- Though he did have an amazing voice. - OK, Devon, that's a cartoon.
Devon's right.
You're not thinking about Cam, are you?
I need to know, right now, why it didn't work out with us.
It's like what they did in the old days.
Listen to me, dude. Gotta go, loud and proud, gotta tell her,
- Stainer was right. - What are you doing? Kirk!
and how beautifully moisturized his skin tones are.
- Here you go. - Thanks, bro.
...your friend's hot.
- I'm not gonna need it. - Whatever.
OK, move it. Move it, move it, move it, move it.
- So pad up, chickenshit! - Yeah, I'll see you down there.
Yes, yes.
- Somethin' like that. - The power of love.
- Let's keep it moving! - One second.
- It was fantastic meeting you! - Oh, you, too.
- "Anything is possible?!" - Come on!
Yeah, perfect.
- I'm doin' this for the baby. - Don't be a hero!
Wha... Me or the dog?
I'm not being a... "Laydown Larry?"
We decided to come back early.
It's exciting! I mean, the night's full of possibilities.
Whatever.