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Behind closed doors, I think they just have a good time.
Since you were seven.
There are five more states to be counted where he's on the ballot, out of the 13 to be counted.
either he's a hot dog or the genuine article.
Next time I want to go stilettos, something crazy.
Well, it's not like it's a relic. It's a year old.
- Just wanna make myself heard. - Uh-huh.
Now is the past.
Double B...
Will you be disappointed to go back to television?
That's why we're there. We're there to shake it up, and that's what we've gotta do.
(woman) I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy an I.
It will be diverse and include Republicans and Democrats
- Joke. - Little one. Little joke.
According to my calculations, comedian Tom Dobbs has got 146 electoral votes right now. He's got 'em.
(man) It was of course a major coup for this Silicon Valley-based company.
You start to doubt yourself. I forgot why I was there.
They're gonna let him participate in the debate. Have we struck gold or what!
You'll quickly discover something is missing.
to the degree that she actually tried to corrupt the computer system to get him elected.
Meanwhile, at the southern borders of our country, four million illegal aliens
(applause)
- Do we know where she is? - Not yet, but we will.
- She's in a stable condition, sir. - Thank you.
You're allowed to make fun of those in power.
(phone rings)
It's my mess. It's my mess.
Anytime during this millennium would be terrific.
President-elect Tom Dobbs.
Don't start.
Everybody's gonna be satisfied.
It is tying up traffic out on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway just where it meets Route 495,
Do you know how I might reach her?
Forthright isn't the word I'm looking for.
OK.
Knock 'em dead.
You know, I didn't mention this at the time when he was chosen Pope.
Leaving it to you. Well, Delacroy's not gonna say anything, and she's not gonna say anything, so...
Do you realize that 40% of American high-school graduates think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife?
My name is Faith Daniels and I'll be the moderator
- You did? - Mm-hm.
They're responsible to the people, not party loyalties -
Do something new for your boyfriend. Put in a little squeaky toy.
(man) Welcome to The Tom Dobbs Show. Please have your tickets ready for the ushers.
You wanna be like them? Waste of time - you wanna be different.
(TV) More on that breaking news. There has been a very serious traffic accident.
- There's no drug problem. - That's all I need to know.
and close companion.
so no rules have been violated, it's just our little secret
Good, good. Give me an address.
- What's wrong? - I'm just a little short of breath.
You touched my things.
I guess we should get this over with at the beginning,
Comedian Tom Dobbs wins the Sunshine State.
Clearly a mental case. Hospital said she had more pills in her than a pharmacy.
- Can we get back to questions of the cabinet? - Certainly.
I'm single.
Nothing but the best.
(woman) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your patience.
comedian Tom Dobbs has been elected President of the United States.
Basically, you have a thing here where, here's the operative word: party.
Why did the President win?
- How do we know that? - I'm telling you!
No, they can't hear. Well, they hear each other, but not us.
Fat, but light on his feet.
You're a comedian who talks about politics. So when you talk about politics without the comedy,
Get in.
It will appear democracy is in the shithouse, and by tomorrow Delacroy will be nonexistent.
Hello?
- Staffing up? - Yeah.
I probably shouldn't have introduced myself. I'm sorry.
Private terminal at the airport? I don't know how to get to the airport.
She's a piece of work, huh? Flipped out in the company cafeteria, on all sorts of drugs.
Just in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop by.