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that makes you act this way, okay?
I'm the Canadian devil! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I had a problem, but I was able to stop.
You have your crutches.
and start spending more money than they can afford.
How much money can you buy today?
Can you collect all the Canadian coins?
he apparently made a deal with the Canadian devil.
and we start a campaign to teach everyone
Drink it all, you fucking pussy!
This is a sad day for Denver And therefore the world
We thought you would be pleased
We have all learned a tragic lesson together
Do you know what you've done to your grandson?
Congratulations!
It's called a wine zinfandel sipping sprint,
and it actually isn't even fun anymore.
No, no! It has to be just barely fun.
The alcohol industry does it all the time.
One.
No, see, if something's addictive because it's fun,
# Ample parking day or night #
Let me ask you something, Jimmy.
For years, the concept behind gaming was simple...
But why do companies have to put
Money. You in a tuxedo. Threesomes.
that you somehow inherited from your Grampa
Please drink responsibly.
That's the chemical that gets released in your brain
Drink more. Expensive cars.
So this is... Everyone is doing this?
But then all our profits come from people with problems.
Certainly a shocking turn of events here
You're amazing!
Stan? Where are you going?
Okay.
with knowingly make it appeal to human weaknesses!
Oh, Terrance and Phillip.
Everyone we know says they heard about it from you.
because it was free.
Well, I guess if everyone's just paying 40 cents at a time,
I know the game is stupid,
who has promised us pain and servitude for a million years.
It's a simple cycle,
and it's so amazing and incredibly fun.
to keep him sitting at that stupid machine.
Sure. Come on, guys.