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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They don't have them anymore.
This guy won't wear a ribbon.
I can't afford to waste any of them.
I'm gonna trim my sideburns.
You leave me no choice. You're the media now...
- Where is the depravity? - No depravity.
Let's go! Let's go! Rack them up! Come on!
...to a 31 on all my jeans.
A case? A case of Sponges?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Yeah, that's all they have.
- What? It didn't bother her? - No, she said it was fine.
What does a poet need an unlisted number for?
Who? Who doesn't like the Perturbator?
It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...
I talk the talk a d i walk the walk
And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
...so make- up sex is all that I have left.
...and it doesn't pollute the oceans.
...these Sponges. - But you like this guy.
I'm on the verge of make- up sex here.
Jerry, breakfast on me!
You know, you're nuts with these Sponges.
You see? You see?
Yeah, i told you
- Twenty-five? - Yeah.
If I play it by your rule, no one will ever confide in me again.
- Pardon? - Nothing. Listen, I'm sorry. I just...
WHO WON'T WEAR THE POLO!!!
Who? WHo is turning against israel?
I work in a soup kitchen every morning at 6 a.m.
So you think you are covid test worthy? Yes, I think I am test worthy
I always take the leftovers.
WHO?! WHO DOESN'T LIKE SEINFELD? !
- What's he look like? - I didn't pay much attention.
- George! - Pardon?
But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon.
Shadle is getting frustrated.
You don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS?
- So you think you're spongeworthy? - Yes, I think I'm spongeworthy.