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Just give me the whole case, I'll be on my way.
WHO HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE IN A COMA!?
- You don't wanna wear one? - No, no.
Your buyin a speed boat?
You see, this is not just a weekend routine.
Who? Who doesn't like Corey's posts?
...I wanted to talk to you about something.
Hey, I have found the best-smelling detergent. Lena, smell my shirt.
I've coupled. I've coupled.
I can't do it. No way. There's no how.
She's too good
Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I?
SVP: DON'T YOU HAVE RECRUITS COMING EARLY TOMORROW? WILLARD: WHAT'S RECRUITING?
...as far as I'm concerned. - Oh, Jerry, come on.
- The sink, the tub, everything clean? - Everything. It's spotless.
I need a group dynamic.
So you think you are spongecovid-19 test worthy? Yes, I think I am.
You never run out, do you?
who doesn't like tequila?!
YOU KNOW, YOU USE THE FLapper…
Tosh is getting frustrated
- I'd get tired of it. - How could you not?
- Talk to who? - Is it a lot of cream soups?
...and you're right, I've never really been a couple, so if that's the rule...
I’m gonna catch up on it.
- Give it to me. - Wait a second.
- Yes. - Yeah, see, that's why I don't want to.
This is America. I don't have to wear anything I don't want to!
They can't hear.
- I just don't wear the ribbon. - Who do you think you are?
This is America! I don't have to fix anything I don't want to fix!
- The Sponge, okay? - Sponge?
You're lucky you're walking out of here with a pair of pants on!
UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING AND GAMBLING.
- I don't know. - Did you get to talk to her?
I met a guy that knows you, he gave it to me.
Who?! Who doesn’t want to take the jab?!
Well, I'm walking for charity. What are you doing?