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The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]

TV-PG Comedy
 

After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.

#1
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.931
George is getting frustrated.
#2
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.855
You're cut off! You're out of the loop!
#3
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.118
- She's too good. - Too good?
#4
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.689
You see those two ladies I got showing? Do they look scared?
#5
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.602
Louis Rukeyser.
#6
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.223
- You're buying a speedboat? - See, we're already off the subject...
#7
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.270
He got her number off an AIDS Walk list?
#8
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.857
I'd just come from buying a speedboat.
#9
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.774
Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
#10
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.030
- Still a 31 waist? - Yep, since college.
#11
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.941
- Where is the depravity? - No depravity.
#12
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.687
- Guess who volunteered last week. - Mick Jagger.
#13
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.682
Do the bums ever complain, Soup again?
#14
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.649
I change the 32 waist on the label...
#15
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.791
- You're never gonna make it. - AIDS Walk, that's a cake walk.
#16
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.766
Yeah, the oceans are really getting very sudsy.
#17
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.747
You can't have sex with someone you admire.
#18
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.648
Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS Walk list?
#19
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.065
He got her number off an AIDS Walk list?
#20
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.773
But I'm wearing the ribbon. He's wearing the ribbon.
#21
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.069
I'm gonna trim my sideburns.
#22
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.646
- Better than you. - I got a 31 waist, mister.
#23
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.565
I don't wanna be a 32.
#24
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.274
But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon.
#25
The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
Released: 1995-12-07, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.797
...for a speedboat.