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because you're behind the wheel now.
Eh, drink your beer, Roadrunner.
All right, I mean, first I was freaking out
I said that's a shame.
Yeah, well, you shouldn't have to, okay?
You left something.
He was kind of a jackass.
when they don't do what I say.
Oh... And it means so much to me,
Okay, I'll do it.
it's fine because you are a great dad.
I'd like to welcome you all
So you're a doctor?
You can't trust a 13-year-old girl.
You know, they make a patch for that, too.
So you came down to the school...
Yeah, we had Victor over last year, he's a...
Oh, you got a little something...
That's today?
Didn't you sneak a flask into the school play?
Our snack was Listerine strips.
Look, all you guys need to know is,
But just know if you ever feel uncomfortable,
I don't teach your daughter to read.
No. It's clean and quiet because... Daddy won.
I'm not seeing scholarships. You're right,
Morning, everyone. Good morning, Mom.
Unless...
Hey, easy, it's me, Daddy fun times.
That's right. Yeah!
before you get out,
she's not gonna be able to do that.
so I can get to work on time.