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as a weight guesser.
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73.
Ah!! ... It's a profit deal!
I was so glad to be going home.
Yeah, yeah, good.
I-I'm not done yet!
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale a day ♪
but, uh, it'll be pulling a small church.
And now, Music Throughout the Night.
Your loving son, Navin."
Don't be so hard on yourself.
You'll find a family who can give you a real home,
What's the matter with you?
It's excitin'.
Now take them away and bring me
Was it good for you, too?
Cranford
Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
It's like I don't belong here.
There're so many snails in there, you can't even see the food!
Through these valves,
Jeez! This Essential Oil really worked!
I can tell you're a genuinely dirty person.
By giving me three minutes of your time
You actually sleep here?
You guys wanna stick around for an oven mitt?
Um, they might not be here exactly,
Bring us some Fresh wine
Not you Shithead!
Balls
Honey, you did good.
Don't trust whitey.
"And remember how much I wanted
And take my keys. And hold my wallet.
Here, boy.
How could you know That was iron balls zelensky?
We'll keep the eggplants out.
Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.
To the bathroom.
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
That's too bad.
There are snails on her plate.
And the third day seemed like a week again.
People come from all over to get this. Uh-huh.
Your friend forever, Navin."
"Please call on me in Suite
you had this since the war.
No, I've already given away eight pencils,
So, to win her back, I vowed to make something of myself.
Nothin'.
"Dear Mr. Johnson.
Your lovin' son, Navin."
What is it?
temporary driver's license.
____________ HE HATES THESE CANS ____________
and the remote control and the paddle ball.
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
HE HATES THESE API PRICES
They're springing leaks.
uh, when you get back
To marry someone with power,
from the way they live.
No, I mean,
You know what I mean?
And that's all I need!
How can I help you?
and the remote control and the matches, for sure!
Come on, boy, come on.
♪ But tonight ♪
So I put a little handle right here in the center,
We don't have defective cans.
"Dear Folks, I got this great job in a gas station.
Right through here.
had a T-shirt that said "Life sucks" on it.
♪ It will seem ♪
We found a way to get around this Fair Housing crap.
St. Louis. How far are you goin'?
Then I'll be president of Texaco Oil?
Sir.
Enclosed is $4.75 for my loving family.
Just as I thought. Look at that.
I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray!
Honey?
Yeah.
In other words, there would be no more, uh...
Thank you.
But I'm afraid.
This is America!
No! No, I've been thinking about it.
presenting the amazing Patty Bernstein
There's plenty of places I can go,
Ah! "X" amount. That's very good, isn't it?
in this little flowered dress
"My friend Patty promised me a blowjob.
I picked out this thermos for you.
♪ Although, although we're apart ♪
I thought maybe you might wanna go out with me.
♪ You're a part of my heart ♪
I got a trunk load of shit to sell.