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I think we ought to get out of here before she sees us.
Oh, uh,
Navins father once said
Why are you crying?
Mike, I’d still love you
Are you over your grief enough yet to dim the lights?
♪ Go around down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
Like the one you saw in the magazine.
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Happy Birthday!
The wifey song
Listen, you better run for cover
Hah! I'll go get it for you.
Yeah.
I'm buying gas.
P.S. Is Grandma still fartin'?
a Tab, and a couple of Twinkies.
Not just my name, a lot of names.
I'll fall in love with you.
And this, Shinola.
I remembered the days when I sang and danced
Hey mister. Don't call that footballer "hero". Call him "shithead"
You're gonna have to sign for this.
Let's find another party.
uh...
Only instead of $5, it's $10,000,000.
I have to sign before you shoot me?
♪ All around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
End of the line. This is Engineer Fred.
Marie! Marie!
If anything should happen to this station,
Grandma!
And put a balloon in your mouth.
I think you'll enjoy this.
No. Knife-throwing.
Mother, dear, ain't we forgetting somethin'?
Thank you so much.
The party's over. Nouveau riche.
You won a free oven mitt!
"You have to be careful.
Turn around.
We'll take that money you got in your pocket.
♪ But tonight ♪
Navin!
You've made me very happy.
My baby!
Lord loves a workin' man.
"I haven't heard from Marie.
Everybody, Navin's on TV. Marie, it's Navin!
Property tax refund
You give me confidence in myself.
One dollar and NINE CENTS!
When my Son is in the Field And I'm cherry picking the calls.
Don't trust whitey
That was the old me.
Stolen?
It seems that an irate group of citizens
"His dear wife Hester took some money
Come here, darlin'.
♪ Me and my wife gonna Pick a bale of cotton ♪
and your wallet. Oh, and this fell out.
"The big news is, Marie and I were married.
What happened? What happened?
But things change, and with all the additions to the family,
"I have something of great importance
See a doctor and get rid of it.
Two boobs! That's what he takes us for!
♪ But what has been ♪
She tattooed my name on her ass.
I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!
Everyone, we're going to watch Navin on the TV.
Have a seat, Mr., uh,
The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.
I'm somebody now!
I want you to have my Zippo.
It's just that the banks are closed,
I've been trying to contact her. I don't know where she is.
A whole half bottle of Lilac Vegetal
Good idea.
And I'm gonna bounce back!
Okay.
Do you think it's possible that some day
No, but don't feel bad.
Don’t you two wear him out He’s gotta ride tomorrow!
Do you believe this?
Yahoo! exec sending checks
Okay, you move it out.
"Carnival personnel only." Damn.
Hey, guess what?
"The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies.
Son, now that you're goin' out into the world,
Pay to the order of
Oh, my God!
That's gonna be your name!
It would have been so embarrassing to go home without Billy.
What do I do with this?
Oh, Billy.
The CDAO ballcaps are here! The CDAO ballcaps are here!
No, no. The jungle bunnies.
Hey, wait... wait a minute. Wait a minute.
The 12th Man Foundation, eh? It's a profit deal.
when the time is right,
"Gosh, what a great time I had.
The new radios are here
But we built us a bigger one.
What do you think I do, write letters all day?"
Throw 'em good and hard so they'll stick.
Gee, Dad,
And this lamp
No. No. I always call a gang "she."
Ah!
with my faithful dog leading the way,
I was born a poor brown child
Shithead! Shithead!
I was... I was just standing here right now and
Mike, I’d still love you
And the pods. And that's all I need.
He likes these cans.
"I decided to quit
And I don't need you! I don't need anything!