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Happy Birthday Sadie!! Party on the front porch
My friends
Okay.
I'm Navin Johnson, inventor!
I've got a ways to go!
Well, I'll be...
He doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated people here.
Get on.
"Dear Harry. Guess what?
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
My glasses handle.
Shut off the music! Shut it off! Shut off the music!
but I've been afraid you'd say no.
Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card.
of a sensational development in the Johnson story.
Because I just heard a song on the radio
Running a ski resort, eh?
Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever..
What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?
Thank you.
I'm not gonna shoot you.
Ah, yes, but no more 1966. Let's splurge.
SCI I GOT A SPECIAL PURPOSE!
That’s a good boy
I can only send you 49 cents this week..."
Ah!
This.
Shit.
I'm glad you told me.
This is the kind of music that tells me
I was born a poor black child.
Right in here, in this area,
Now, sit down. Just sit on the floor. Sit around.
You're gettin' the rhythm, see?
It works.
Did you forget about my ass?
money, vision.
I got a beautiful little place for you to stay.
Free oven mit
It could happen.
Look like daisy stems.
Guess your weight.
Anything else?
our news department informed us
Boy, I hope everybody's good and hungry.
rise up.
they'll kill you for it.
'cause that's where that radio show was coming from.
I'm Navin Johnson. What's your name, sir?
Like it?
I will need two pieces of identification.
and now snails on the food.
Good luck.
Party on scott
Jeez! This shit really worked.
Special purpose
Thanks for the company.
I've heard about this 'cat juggling'
Who IS NaVin johnson?
Good Lord, I have heard about these front companies
and this pot. And that's all I need.
Now be totally honest.
Son of a blocking bastard
Yeah, I'm back. Uh-huh.
die, weed face!
Yeah.
Don’t you two wear him out He’s gotta ride tomorrow!
Good luck.
Navin.
I don’t wanna puke
and on this side of the bicentennial glasses.
He didn't even test it on prisoners
Oh, my God. I'm endangering your life.
"a big house on a hill?
Then all the cash is locked up?
Remember the gas station?
"But I've got a lot to learn about handling my money and banks.
We're gonna keep out the niggers.
But, Navin.
Yeah.
a week and a half.
The 12th Man Foundation, eh?
I can fix those shocks.
the glint survey is here
Navin, my boy, we're in business.
Uh-huh!
If you'll, uh, just endorse this, right there.
You must really like me.
ST3AN23
Who are you?
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in ♪
...and the lamp. That's all I need.
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity
I'll be right back.
Ahhhh. It’s a size thing That takes the pressure off
♪ Will ever lie ♪
Take a chance. Win some crap.
Good luck Oregonians!
What happened to that man?
No! Maybe you've hit bottom, but I haven't hit bottom yet!
Is it in your mouth?
he hates Counter-strike stay away from counter-strike
All right.
Got you, you average, typical,
and I've only taken in $15.
Happy Birthday Navin!!
Hey..... I've got a Special Purpose!!
Your Honor, we, the jury, find for the plaintiff.
Call him "Shithead."
I’m somebody!
two,
Father, could there be a God that would let this happen? How much do you want.
And I stayed away from your crotch.
those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!
And funny sayings, too.
To the end of this fence.
I got 'em for you.
Oh, yeah.
When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.
$1.09!
but do you think
Here's corn bread and collard greens.
I can't do anything right.
where people believe in me.
Substabtial Penalty... ... for Early Withdrawal
Now we'll let this dry.
This guy's something else.
Good
Navin.
No wait, it's a truck. It's a truck.
Take a chance and win some crap.
Wanna guess my weight, Greenie?
One,
Opti-Grab.