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we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it.
Right here. Thank you.
You know, you have beautiful skin.
until we can get you hosed down.
You're the first person I've ever had in my place.
He didn't even test it on prisoners
But I gotta head down that road.
She has this dream for me to be something.
I really do want to kiss you.
Check your oil?
never ever trust whitey
I’m gonna get you a ring so big...
You don't?
Hot diggity dawg!!
No.
The new FHFA loan limits are here!
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothin'.
Got your tires.
"I've been eating well, though.
Not even for $1.10 an hour?
Hi, honey.
but I can... I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it.
poker tonight at 7!!! find that "special" purpose!!
We have a defective person out there.
I've never been relaxed enough
And my Astronaut Application form.
.
Does it matter?
Son, you're gonna be all right.
I'm somebody!
rolling in by the end of this year.
he wanted to go on the trains.
Irving, are you crazy?
"Luckily, we found someone at the Hollywood View Apartments,
Fill her up, son, and a little bit extra.
Knife-throwing is great!
Use the handle.
Jeez! This Oil really worked!
Navin, I'd love you
♪ Oh, I'll see you again ♪
Come on, let's warn everybody.
It's him.
The girl I fell in love with.
"Poor Hobart.
was just trying to fill tank while I can still afford to
Well, here, fix those suckers.
Hey! Any of you bums ever heard of Navin R. Johnson?
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Turn sideways. Okay.
Mom!
Court is adjourned!
Shithead, come here.
You're not carnival personnel!
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
Honey, sing!
I'm afraid if I kiss you,
Not doing well?
Those guys.
The paddle game and the chair,
Put the light on. You're gonna like it here.
Huh?
Turns out, Dad's a financial genius.
I got all this stuff from the old Cup O' Pizza place
We'll make it a less formal thing.
Okay.
So I'm told. Oh, here's your drink, sir.
I was wondering if you weren't doing anything tomorrow
♪ To somebody new ♪
Good Lord.
$1.09
I don't want to get them suspicious.
He wants to put holes in you.
Give me a bite of that corn dog.
Barbara Ann Mr. Kooreem knows best He be MR. KOOREEM to you
TOM at php
No one has tried to guess my weight.
She's no great piece of ass.
Go like this.
You know, you can tell so much about a person
Well, when I was a kid,
Ah, good. We don't want any vegetables.
three!
Well, I haven't made love to him yet.
250 dollarinies.
Boy, you are one hard guy to find!
and when we peel it off, he will look 20 years younger.
How far you goin'?
Billy.
just like the tie rods on a '72 Buick.
I'm not?
A joint.
the new nmsoc's here!the new nmsoc's here!
But the fifth day, you went to see your mother.
It could happen.
Yeah, that-that's his wife's card.
He didn't even test on prisoners.
Huh?
Are you trying to ask me for a date?
I suppose, I'm still not quite over Hester's death.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
You wanna cash this?
"I think next week I'll be able to send more money
Huh? Credit card. Hola.
Trump leaving the White House
Attack! Attack! Attack!
It's great! It's unbelievable!
I take after my mother's side of the family.
"And how I always wanted a large 24-seat dining table?
Look what I would have missed.
No. There was just one kid earlier,
Oh, look at this.
Oh, it was unbelievable. These guys jumped me.
That's what I'll call him, too. Old Lifesaver.
"And how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers?
What did I lose? A couple of tires?
My story?
Fox.
I will, Ma. I know it's out there.