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I don't care about losing all the money.
Damn these glasses!
♪ May go awry ♪
Anything between 8-11, 12-4
Sir? Guess what? I fixed them.
Don't you forget to grow up now.
What?
Jeez! This Essential Oil really worked!
A guy and his dog.
and his Opti-Grab.
Your wife has given you
Do you know what I'm talkin' about?
♪ All around Pick a bale day ♪
"Our one little extravagance is
on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other,
you won a free oven mitt!
I wrote a song for you this morning.
Oui, monsieur.
they depress me.
"And all I have to do is give them a pint of blood.
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
if you were the color of a baboon's ass. Come here.
with proper servants' quarters.
Suck my toes!
No, I'm not. Today is Navin's birthday.
And I don't need one other thing.
There's a fire!
What are you doing to my husband, you Miss Blondie? Irving!
And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff!
That's just one of the many things you can call "she."
I saw this trick in a movie.
Stay away from the cans!
That's a good boy.
that started seeming like two days.
Who is Navin Johnson?
Huh?
well enough to kiss?
________________________ HE HATES THESE CANS ________________________
Trump experienced his fantasy last week. I have one in mind too,
.
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale a day ♪
Adios, senora. Adios.
Not only that, you can depreciate
Stan Fox, buying gas.
And I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.
Stan Fox!
"by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?
He thought he had himself a rube.
where my faulty depth perception kept me
She did?
Don’t never, ever trust whitey.
He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business.
This is unbelievable. Now watch. Now watch.
I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
Well, this is it.
with loving kids and a warm fireplace.
sittin' on the porch with my family
I got some... I got some change upstairs.
Inventor of the Opti-Grab?
Read about me in the paper?
Who?
I'M SOMEBODY NOW!
I don't need one other thing!
I love it! This is fabulous!
That's 250 doughnuts.
Okay.
live from the Four Square Gospel Church
I'm back. Only, it's worst than I thought.
Announcing : We did it! www.TurquoiseMustang.com is LIVE!
Oh!
I've heard about dogs like you.
Uh-huh!
Okay.
♪ How sweet ♪
Pierre. Come here.
This must be the kitchen. No.
Yello. Yes.
We'll get some, uh, potato chips and there's some beer up there.
Yeah, it's Hartounian's Gas Station at the corner.
They're not only sticking us for gas,
They don't make 'em very good.
Sir, you are talking to a New Yorker!
This is the best pizza in a cup, ever!
Die, Milk Face!
of a great ugliness that is spreading in my country.
"in Los Angeles.
You'll explode the fuel casing.
♪ Across the years, will come ♪
We got work to do.
Yeah, that's fine. We take Master Charge.
Look at us. We've hit bottom.
And the lamp… And that’s all I need
♪ In my heart ♪
Gun Free Zone Logic
Don’t never, ever trust whitey
Billy, come on off that train!
Typical run-of-the-mill bastard.
Uh, couple of dozen roses.
It's a profit deal.
And this.
I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.
Well, I'm gonna go, then!
and I'm not allowed to have cash coming in or going out
but they're grabbing tires and everything.
You got the bamboo umbrella and everything.
We're gonna receive a fair trial from an impartial jury.
We're takin' you home and you're gonna live with us.
I figure that-that'd be the one.
Things are going to start happening to me now!
He hates this tape.
It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.
I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb.
Actual live pretzel guessing.
Had a bad marriage and I just gave up smoking.
A pint of blood?
Don't ever trust whitey E
Yeah, we call it Opti-Grab.
For $1,
Don't forget, baby.
♪ Will be gone ♪
Really? A cosmetologist?
Don't trust whitey.
That's right.
Check away, Navin R. Johnson.
Here's what Mr. Reiner had to say at a press conference.