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Oh, my.
How’d we ever reach five? It’s a miracle.
Why is he always calling me Meat?
Too bad, Butch. Too bad.
that she's not affected by such things.
I remember. I should have thrown a slider.
We want you to room with him on the road.
We’re dealing with a lot of shit here
That's funny, that's my job, too.
Right eyelid.
It's more tiring than fucking.
- Which one of us? - Both of you, of course.
What's it say?
Come on. Get your ass in gear.
Quick bat. Quick bat.
Hell of a guy.
Charge!
I mean, baseball seems like a linear game with all those lines and box scores.
I hook up with one guy a season.
Sorry.
He's not.
would you rather I'd be making love to him using your name
SAILING IS FUN GOD DAMN IT
We need a live Rooster
We're almost home.
When Nuke started listening to Crash, everything fell into place.
This game is fun fun god damn it
Goddamn, son of a bitching, motherfucking shithead. God damn it!
"Pokey."
You see, there's no guilt in baseball
And don't hold the ball so hard, okay?
No. No, no.
Jesus, man.
You're the man! You're the man! Easy game!
Crash must have called the guy a cocksucker.
"The rose goes in front, big guy."
yes beryl iryal? what do you want? i want to do some brialing in benoa.
- What? - From Annie.
Aren't you glad to see me?
How are we only back 3.5? It's a miracle.
- keep your hands out of this. - I never told him
Oh, cute. That's really cute.
Let's hear it!
when she's in the throes of passion.
How’d we ever make the AFC Championship It’s a miracle!
You gotta cut the head off a live rooster.
How come nobody ever says they were "Joe Schmoe"?
Poland must have called the guy a cocksucker.
The rose goes in the front, big guy.
What are you, a goddamn witch?
You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral.
Until you win 20 in the Show, however, it means you're a slob.
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.
We’re dealing with a lot of shit
He's a young, wild,
If there's one chick who'd know you were pulling your hips out early
"And waste its sweetness on the desert air." Thomas Gray.
You hurt my eye!
He's a Mayan Indian.
Ladies and gentlemen, five, four
Bring me the gas.
- Nail him, drop him. - Hit him, man! Hit him!
The hotels all have room service.
And I wanna hear every damn one of them,
And now WRDU radio presents
whose records are a lot better than one and seven.
- I'm not interested yet. - Who you calling a boy?
He's shakin' me off. Do you believe that shit.
"One day at a time."
The moment's over.
If he's so great, how come he's been in the minors for 10 years?
Even if it is the Carolina League this is a chance to play every day.
What the hell's wrong with you?
and for one extraordinary June and July
How are we only 6 and a half back? IT’S A MIRACLE
Ice-skaters. God, look at them.
He's my new catcher.
"it is in his limbs and joints also."
'cause five years ago in the Texas League
A woman should be so strong and powerful
We got a boy going to the Show.
Nuke never quite got in the groove, though he didn't pitch bad
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout for tomorrow.
- I'm Tony. I play second base. - I know.
or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear
"It's our game. The American game."
Yep. I wouldn't dig in there if I was you.
who's filling in for donny gimbalzi? gearldine ormes.
but it's also a job.
You don't want a player. You want a stable pony.
against the Greensboro Hornets with Nuke LaLoosh on the hill.
- One and six. Give me the goddamn ball. - Oh, sorry.
It's okay, Crash. You take it easy, honey.
Don't think, just throw.
- Forget it. - Hey.
I prefer metaphysics to theology.
This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout.
Jose Garcia…Barrero’s Manager
Did you see that? Because your delivery was fully integrated
I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothing.
I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
Fun, God damn it.
Everybody into the shower!
The Bulls off to a slow start, having dropped their first three games.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Cute? Baby ducks are cute. I hate cute!
Oh, my.
for their wedding present.
Whoever told you such a ridiculous thing?
Scotty, baby, take this to Ebby Calvin.
That don't make me queer, right? Right.