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All right, one and two. You can hit this shit. Relax.
You had your chance the other day.
- No, no. Serve it up. - Yeah.
Come on, Nuke, go get them!
I beg. I plead. I try to be a nice guy.
Don't be such guys
Fastball.
God, that was beautiful. What did I do?
Rainout?
You’re a c*cksucker
Honey, I want you to wear these when you're pitching on the road.
At least the son of a bitch left me breakfast.
I've tried them all, I really have.
It's an old Mayan deal.
Nobody's got "stress," they're wearing a "dress."
You mean Nuke. You said, "Crash."
I'm trying to play with your body.
Registering your child always makes a nice gift But don't wait because there are only three days left!
Looks like a convention. Pretty soon they're gonna call the roll.
Stay there. Give me the ball.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water
You wanna dance?
then you are, and you should know that.
- Shut up. - You guys hear about Jimmy and Millie?
- You want some more soup, honey? - No, thanks. That was great.
Max, how do you just keep coming back every year?
Game starts in four minutes. Why ain't you warm?
Scotty, baby, take this to Crash.
Hope I can help the ball club.
No.
You're gonna get everybody in trouble.
They're kids. Scare 'em.
I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him.
Nuke, you got it all wrong.
Skol
Listen up, guys. Can I have your attention a minute?
Look at that. He hit the fucking bull.
and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Crash Davis? I'm Joe Riggins.
Let's have a quick word of prayer.
Give me a piece of that!
You know what that makes you? Larry.
Honey, we all deserve to wear white
Coach Debord Sr.
Hope you end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated
Or William Cullen Bryant. I don't know. I get 'em mixed up.
Jose, come on. Just touch my bat once.
you're gonna be the all-time minor-league champ.
Stray cats, lost causes
Bus leaves 6:00 in the morning.
- What's that? - That's my leg.
She's dancing with me.
Skip, it is me.
- William Blake? - William Blake!
Fuck me.
I am warm.
Yeah. All right.
but now I'm tired and I don't want to think about baseball.
Hey, Mr. Hormone, check out this.
- I like that. - I bet you do.
Anyway, my attempts at housekeeping were feeble as usual.
Sears sucks. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
You got him parading around the locker room like a fruit.
WE'RE DEALING WITH A LOT OF SHIT.
"They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them"
Fuck this fucking game!
You're a regular patron saint, you know.
He’s shakin me off
I wanna bring heat.
When you know how to make love, then you'll know how to pitch.
Are we gonna fuck or what?
A new league record.
for a while, all right?
We got ourselves a natural disaster.
Hit my dinger and I hung them up.
- What, I'm full of shit? - You are full of shit.
Oh, God, Annie. Jeez.
"To announce your fucking presence with authority?"
"This Is Hopeless. This Is Utterly, Fucking Hopeless."
We fight, she gets the clown. How's that happen?
Who the fuck are you, man?
There might be an opening for a manager in Visalia next spring.
I don't dance.
I mean, the Durham Bulls can't lose, and I can't get laid.
I mean, it wasn't the first time I went to bed with a guy
I fucking quit, all right? I quit.
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm,
We got ourselves a natural disaster
Annie.
Just because sometimes you manage to be clever
You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
City Council Little League Cash Drop Day.
to get the first out of the inning.
I'll ... be ... back
Beats the hell out of working at Sears.
You can't ban me from the ballpark 'cause my daddy donated that scoreboard.
We got him! We got him!
HELL OF A SHOT. SORRY IT GOT WASTED.
Yesterday
I like that.
how'd we ever win two? It's a miracle
You're in the wrong business! You're Sears & Roebuck material!
Area 68 took that R8 so...
That's why I better leave.
You own these guys.
He's got a million-dollar arm with a five-cent head.
you just gotta relax and concentrate.