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just tweet. don't read tweets, meat
I'm there. I'm ready.
Forget it.
Hi, darling. Get in here.
Shorten up, Crash. Bring me the gas, kid.
Connect always wins
Another NEW League Record
Now take it off slowly.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment Outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter
- What? - It's not "woolly."
Yes, a switch-hitting witch.
That's hot.
Candlesticks always make a nice gift
the public address announcer, the Bull mascot twice.
I am so proud of you guys.
Hi, 18. Hi, 12.
Have you ever been tied up in bed?
oh dear grandma snell fancy a page? yes one with 8 million chapters!
NUKE. Call me NUKE.
- See my hips? - Yep.
Better find our "bonus baby."
Is that it? Fuck this fucking game.
Bad news was it was the wrong guy.
just want to help the ballclub
Annie says it'll keep one side of my brain
Pals now?
He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?
'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.
Anybody says anything bad about Millie, I break his neck.
Kind of radical in a kind of tubular way, you know.
What are you doing out here? I'm cruising, man.
unless he had a lot of RBI's or was a great glove man up the middle.
Hey, Crash, guess what.
- To announce your what? - Announce my presence with authority.
Something had to be done.
Nobody gets “woolly” Luke gets “weary”
Ballparks are like cathedrals.
Top of the ninth. Two outs.
I can't remember the last time I had a base hit.
I can get us a rainout.
Hey, hey.
You can keep going to the ballpark and keep getting paid to do it.
- Cedar, come on and get your little girl. - Crash.
Sweetie, I'm not gonna try to seduce you.
We got three minutes.
I put in a word for you with the organization.
That's nice.
I won't.
We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove
- I'm a great catcher? - Yeah.
No.
"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."
You'd be great.
Lessons from Bull Durham I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions.
the hanging curveball, high fiber, good Scotch,
Fuck this fucking game!
Jesus.
Will that work for me?
Ninety-five miles an hour.
Crash.
Nuke, honey.
Yeah, from what I hear you couldn’t hit water If you fell out of a fucking boat
- Safe! - No, I got him!
- Wake up. - Huh?
Seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi, ten Mississippi.
A A
It's kind of a personal note, kid, so don't read it.
And as the batter steps in...
You know, I've been telling everybody that.
Why’s he keep calling me meat?
Jesus Christ!
Annie. Who's this Annie?
and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time,
- Words like, thank you. - You're confusing him.
Think classy You’ll be classy
Now you try. Go ahead.
How’d we ever win 3? It’s a miracle...
and pretty.
i think swalwell just called the guy a cocksucker
And another thing, Meat, you don't know shit. All right?
Oh, let's not.
Folks, we have a little lost girl up here.
When you speak of me, speak well
And Crash, who kept hitting dingers
Nuke's overthrowing tonight. Don't look loose.
Throw some ground balls.
Fear and ignorance.
Why not? You hit 20 more this year
I love a little macho male bonding.
I teach part time at Alamance Junior College!
Nobody has an “educated opinion.”
I think it would be great. The Sporting News should know about it.
don't think, just retweet
You are. You're exotic and mysterious and cute.
A gork. You get a ground ball.
What?
There's never been a ballplayer who slept with me
Don't Think, Just Throw.
or maybe a cereal box.
I'm committed to Nuke for the season.
Why? I'm finally throwing it where I want to throw it.
How’d we ever win one? It’s a miracle!