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The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.
- What the fuck is that? - Holy shit!
No, man, we didn't fuck.
you can bring
Huh.
Got it! I got it!
And now batting for the Bulls, number eight, Crash Davis.
the voice of the Durham Bulls, Teddy Garland.
Yelich runs like he throws. Sort of all over the place.
From Hanford
Come on, Nuke. You're the man. No batter. Chuck hard, baby.
"Never Fuck With A Winning Streak"
who didn't have the best year of his career.
He sort of pitches for the Cosmic All-Stars.
Come inside, I'll buy you a drink.
Who we play tomorrow?
He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?
You never Fuck with a winning streak
I quit.
since we're not gonna make love, and improve your hand-eye coordination.
When you speak of me, speak well
Baby, come on. Fire one in here.
Is that it? Well fuck this fucking game.
Are You Out of Your Mind?!
You're okay.
Bring me the gas.
Oh, my, what a nice back.
We’ve got ourselves a natural disaster.
When a client realizes hiring your experienced team saved them from a renovation nightmare.
Flag Football
This is Sandy Grimes.
Ain't he warming up yet?
nobody gets "wole." people get "woke."
All right, here we go. Stay back. Relax.
Some lizards have a parietal eye behind their heads so they can see backwards.
Anyway, a good friend of mine used to say,
Watch your head.
We gotta play ‘em one day at a time
"You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball."
Annie's a very smart lady.
You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is?
I can get us a rainout...
Okay.
Oh, my.
I fucking love winning.
Hell of a shot.
Registration always makes a nice gift, we could find out where to register But we should do it quick because there are only three days left!
Look at that, he hit the f***ing bull
was approaching the minor-league record, though I told nobody.
Drive careful.
Base hit to center field off LaLoosh.
and then rechannel it into your pitching tonight.
I think probably with my love for four-legged creatures
- William Blake? - William Blake.
You gonna sit there all day?
and he's breathing out of his eyelids like a lava lizard.
Hey, Millie.
Some will get this some won’t but for this that do- they will laugh Tori Yesterday
You were dreaming.
Kind of A dubious honor
Of course, a guy will listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay.
Your dad's here? Where's he at?
Come on, Crash.
and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime
When you speak of me..speak well
I'm Crash.
I was just gonna ask Crash to show me how to throw a breaking ball.
That's the first home run of the year for Crash Davis.
Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
Crash tells me I gotta quit worrying about him
It's 25 hits.
He's got pinpoint control here tonight, Bull fans.
We were talking about it. All the great ones have nicknames.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment
Nobody gets "woolly." Women get "weary."
Well, 247 home runs in the minor-leagues would be a kind of dubious honor.
I'm Crash Davis. I'm your new catcher
Way to go. Hustle in!
What do you believe in, then?
I was in the Show for 21 days once.
- No. - Let's go.
You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname.
Fuck.
Skip, I know I'm in a goddamn slump, but I hit the ball hard today.
and kicked the holy shit out of Greensboro in a three-game set.
Up to the plate, Junior Chavley.
I'll be back when we lose.
I think I'll just take a little nap.
until it's time to go to the ballpark.
I'm gonna be leading a daily chapel service here in the locker room
He's shaking me off. You believe that shit?
- You got a live arm there. - Thanks.
if you don't mind my saying.
I just wanna be.