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You want something for that sore shoulder?
Sandy Grimes hit .371 in Louisville in 1967.
That's good.
It’s a miracle
Beg me! Pretty please, beg! Pretty please, beg!
He was kidding. He was kidding.
How about a little back rub?
and the winning streak came to an end with a 3-2 loss.
How'd we score 5 runs? (It's a miracle)
What?
Some kid hitting .300 in Bluefield.
My!
Hello?
We need a live... Was it a live rooster?
Because you got talent.
I'm too old for this shit
Damn, Crash, how you doing?
They got engaged. Can you believe that?
Give me the ball.
God, I'm tired.
Is that it Well fuck this fucking game
Charlie, here comes the deuce
I know. I know.
You want me to call you a c*cksucker?
It feels out there. It's a major rush.
Fairview Heights Rotary
Get a hit, Crash.
Yep.
Don't let him in your kitchen.
What are you talking about? You're a great catcher.
At the ticket box for her daddy, Cedar Baker.
You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes i ride shotgun.
You know, having a conversation with you is like...
- My eyelids? - Yeah.
Get the hell out of here.
But...
'cause you're starting to think about it already.
What's it say?
"But the expression of a well-made man appears not only in his face"
I don't know where it's gonna go.
No.
- Chakra. - Your right leg and left testicle
It’s a miracle
You have to learn your clichés.
I heard already.
Or we could just take all that sexual energy
Yeah, Skip?
Yeah.
I got released.
Strike-outs are boring. Besides that, they're fascist.
Yeah, I want that shit that don't smell bad.
All my limbs put together aren't worth seven cents a pound.
I swear to God.
the other was in paradise watching our Bulls play like big-leaguers.
"or 6'3" homeless studs.
You know what a mojo is?
Here you go. Let me get that black bag.
The good news was that a man was about to come calling.
Jeez, sorry. Didn't recognize you.
Why don't I get to choose? Why doesn't he get to choose?
Come on. You ain't getting that cheese by me.
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary
Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it.
That top looks cute on you aww shucks
Crash?
Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!
You got it?
And I don't wanna think about quantum physics.
This is ridiculous. I'm a professional.
REORG NO, NO, SERVE IT UP
Never scheiss with a winning streak
We're so pleased he met a Christian woman.
Damn!
Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth
What is all this "I, I, I" stuff? What about me?
Did you see water world? I know it sucked
And the good Lord willing, things will work out.
One more, baby, one more. You got him.
yes beryl bacotra? what do you want? i want to spread all the bacteria.
I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy.
Like "Oil Can," "Catfish." What was the one you were...
After 12 years...I don’t tryout. Goodnight.
You still don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem.
- She'll be waiting... - It's for Crash.
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And what did he say?
You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat.
Having a conversation with you Is like a Martian talking to a fungo
It's a miracle.
He said that getting lost and disappearing from the face of the earth
Million guys give their left nut to be in your shoes.
You're leaving your fastball in the locker room for some piece of ass.
He said, if I give into you, I'll start losing again.
This girl has handled a lot of pitchers
The two sides of my own brain were all jumbled up and cross-wired.
Eight and 16.
The guy in the booth.
Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown.
I was playing damn near naked.
Just relax out there. Don't aim the ball.
I swear to God. Just touch the bat once.
Nike-just do it.
Flag Football
Sort of all over the place.
Crash, wait! All's I want is a date.
Relax, all right?