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I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
Nuke. Nuke, excuse me. Time to go to work.
Crash, Crash. Nuke, what's happening?
Honey, hold on. Slow down.
We both just knew.
Come on. Put your hands together for Crash.
so I think it's a good opportunity to go for a quickie.
Oh, no, he's shaking off the signs.
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose."
- What? - Who dresses you?
- He did? - Yeah.
about commitment to a young boy you can boss around.
Thanks for your note. You're right. I wasn't bending my back.
You could be one of those guys.
I'll be back.
I want you bad.
Saturday is Bull Day down at the Northgate Mall.
He's kind of cute.
All right.
Come on, just once. I won't bother you the rest of the day.
What do we need a scoreboard for?
"Limitless limpid jets of love, hot and enormous."
What?
No, I mean it, that's very hot.
My socks? It's cold in here.
You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game
I got a lot of time to hear your theories.
There's six months in a season. That's about 25 weeks.
Who's that?
Don't worry about it.
I know y'all think I'm pretty square, but I believe what I believe.
How’d we ever score one?
It's like pheromones.
- Fuck. Why am I a fuck? - Why are you a fuck?
LaLoosh. L-A-Loosh! Come on, LaLoosh! L-A-Loosh! L-A-Loosh!
Never mess with a winning streak
How embarrassing.
Show them there, Super Nuke! Super Nuke!
Hey, Skip, it's me.
Crash took off at dawn.
- It's pretty boring. - Of course it's boring.
"Sometimes it rains."
Think classy You’ll be classy
Up. You're Gonna Wake Everybody Up
I can do that, too.
Millie, you gotta stay out of the clubhouse.
Bring it on, baby!
Look, he's waving. Hey, he's just your old man.
You got three minutes.
Fairview Heights Rotary
- Don't bump me! - He still hasn't touched the plate!
Good punch.
two Mississippi, three Mississippi,
Because it doesn't work that way, you fool.
No, honey, I said, "Nuke."
But is there a special reason for it? Ama bunun özel bir nedeni var mı?
You can't breathe through your eyelids.
That's really sweet. "we were just acting because..." Fuck you, you pussy.
I'm too old for this shit.
That's what I'd do.
He's as full of shit as anybody.
Shit! Piss! Fuck!
If you believe in voodoo.
God, I like this song.
You want me to call you a c*cksucker?
Yeah, I've been in the majors.
God, I think you're real cute.
There's a great song by Motley Crue. Do you know it?
You hit white balls for batting practice.
You want me to call you a c*cksucker?
No, no, he's looking for heat.
Flag Football
Good.
Damn, nobody's ever said no to a date with me before.
What's your problem, man?
in the bottom of the eighth, and I tattooed it
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. SOMETIMES IT RAINS!!!
Fairview Heights Rotary
And he's not dim. He's just inexperienced.
He started throwing strikes, and we started to win.
don't think too much.
That's Crash Davis. Hey, Crash, come here.
I ain't queer. No, I ain't.
Did you hit me with your right hand, did you hit me with your left?
Give me the ball.
You boys gonna fight over little old me?
You know, you gotta play 'em one day at a time, though.
Oops
- You're a cocksucker. - You're out of here!
Something full of magic, religion, bullshit.
After 12 years in the minor leagues I don’t try out
Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh,
I wanna be exotic and mysterious.
God damn, I hate people that get the words wrong.
She also said I should throw whatever pitches you call for.
I sometimes get easily distracted.
And when you speak of me, speak well.
How’d we ever make the AFC Championship It’s a miracle!
Why is he always calling me Meat?
I don't know where it's gonna go. Swear to God
He walked 18.
- I'm just... Talking about one time. - Are you out of your mind?
Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone
My!
Maybe I am.
In the Show, they would have ripped you.
I know. I know, I know, but they're nice hips.
Lollygaggers
Come on, rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.
He's probably a bust.
Nuke. Call me Nuke.