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- He did know. - How?
. . .
Last five pitches he threw were faster than the first five.
- That's not bad. - Don't tell anybody.
How'd we ever win 8?
They're releasing you from your contract.
Did you hear what I said? I'm going to the Show.
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." William Blake.
but why is he all twisting up like that?
of heralded young pitcher, Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
Thank you.
Old man, he don't know nothing about fun.
Come on, Annie. Think of something clever to say.
You breathing through the wrong fucking eyelid again?
to announce your what? announce my presence with authority
I know women like you.
Bull Durham
do you think I deserve to wear white?
outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter.
Strike!
your own Durham Bulls!
Bring it. Bring it. Bring it.
I just threw heat. Don't think, Meat.
Hey Carlton
Nuke, Call Me Nuke
I'm just happy to be here.
What's he know about fun? I'm young. I know about fun.
It's an egg. Hold it like an egg.
You want me to call you a cocksucker?
If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid
Oh, my Lord!
Big mistake.
About five hours, I guess.
How’d we ever win 7? It’s a miracle.
You can do anything you want
I want you to throw the next one at the mascot
Good.
This guy's crazy.
Never Fuck With A Winning Streak
Yeah!
Come on, folks. Let's hear it for Max Patkin,
Good night.
- Sure. - No, you don't.
dim pretty boy.
They're sending me up to the majors. I leave first thing in the morning.
All right?
Let's go. Come on. We got five hours. Hurry up. Five hour drive coming up.
Crash, that was fabulous.
I know. Write it down.
Just need a night off to end our losing streak.
IT'S A MIRACLE.
What we need is a rain out.
Dad would love a shutout.
While one side was being neglected
Yes, I do.
Thank you.
Hang on, Millie. Here we go again.
it'd be Annie.
Annie says it's my new nickname.
over the Michelin tire sign, beat you 4-3.
Okay, let's get to it. Go get 'em.
You get a ground ball with eyes.
I'm going to the Show.
Hey, Jimmy!
What you need is a good game of catch.
I SAID IT WAS A COCKSUCKING CALL!
What are you doing? What are you doing standing here? I gave you a gift.
Now that Nuke's gone, they wanna bring up some young catcher.
between your feet and your testicles.
Come on, Nuke. Settle down. Settle down, boy. Take your time.
First time the Bulls have been ahead in weeks, eh, Whitey?
and kind of hold onto it for a few hours
Time-out.
I love winning, man.
All right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Cal Quantrill?
Send me a postcard? Hey, I made it.
Last chance, your place or mine?
- Yeah, serious shit. Yes. - Yeah.
Yep.
You got a gift. When you were a baby, the gods reached down
- Struck out 18. - Another new league record.
has a major-league fastball, but sometimes has problems with his control.
This is hopeless. This is utterly, fucking hopeless.
You ain't that stupid.
"It is curiously in the joints of his hips and wrists"
Crash.
Hey! Hey!
Is like a Martian talking to a fungo.
Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan.
I want you.
How come you don't like me?
Is that Greek? Raye Anne. It's a beautiful name.
'cause I'm still rechanneling my sexual energy.
Ebby's told me a lot about you.
But I'm sure nobody else did.
Jeez, the fact is
We ain't scored any runs all year.
You're on.
That is a religious ritual and it happens to be working,
- Ask Crash. - I did.
Hey, Crash. Does that mean what I think it means?
It’s a Miracle
Honey,
All right, then.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. SOMETIMES IT RAINS!!!