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Let the bonus baby pay for it.
Oh, my!
Oh, my.
- Left eyelid? - Right eyelid.
Of course, what I give them lasts a lifetime.
You know, you never handle your luggage in the Show.
Hey, Dino.
You were? Yeah?
WHEN ASKED MY THOUGHTS ON THE REORG
Never fuck with a winning streak
Wait a second. Who dresses you?
I wanna watch.
You understand?
Takes the curse off the bat that brings me hits.
Stop it.
No, she read poetry to me all night.
Had a gun on him tonight.
Teach me something new. I need to learn.
"I did not get lured. I accept full responsibility for my actions."
He's the boss.
You wanted to see me?
The women all have long legs and brains.
You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right?
No problem! No problem!
Crash, what are you doing?
Even if it probably is latent homosexuality being rechanneled.
"And discorrupt them and charge them full with the charge of the soul."
How come in former lifetimes everybody is somebody famous?
Never fuck with lucky
I needed a man.
You're a powerful young thing, Ebby Calvin.
Oh.
The record's 246.
Sorry about last night.
Have my mojo working.
what a better place! it is!
It's kind of my own spring training.
- Fine. - You know why?
AVLL Royals should
Jesus, what kind of chick are you?
Now you get your ass out there!
Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball."
- Give me the ball. - Fuck!
Once again, the Durham pitchers are unable
you know how it is.
Can I give you my testimony?
Okay, he's got vision there. Get close, baby, you got it.
- Aztec. - Aztec deal.
Give me the ball. Come on. I'm tired of hearing this.
Come on, Meat. Bring me that weak-ass shit.
I was probably Catherine the Great or Francis of Assisi.
And frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word
Come on. Bring it. Bring it.
Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it.
Teach me something.
Knock-knock, you know? Come in.
You wanna step outside?
Jimmy, God damn it. Loosen up and get laid.
You don't respect yourself, which is your problem.
You've been in the Show, man?
Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy.
I want you to be aware of the chakra connection
Well, you will.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Ninety-six miles an hour. He looks good
so we can say goodbye.
and you just got lesson number one, don't think.
I'm quitting too.
Jesus, what's got into Nuke?
I teach part-time at Alamance Junior College,
- You got a gift. - What do I got?
Hop in.
But I still think you should leave.
tsgsgsgs
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography,
Haven't you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela,
Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry.
What?
You think this is a little excessive for the Carolina League?
That's great. He looks just great.
Plus, it'll remind you of me, which is a lot nicer
I know how to pitch.
You'd be great.
- You calling my place a dump? - No, he's not. No, he's not.
It’s a miracle
Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen to what a woman says
You coming or not, homeboy?
Step outside and party, man.
Honey, we all deserve to wear white.
Let me give him the deuce.
Besides,
All right. Take the first shot at me.
but bad trades are part of baseball.
Look, Nuke,
And if you ban me, he just might take that scoreboard away.