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Texas
But...
He's crazy.
Come on, Crash. Just relax. You got it, honey.
That means if you get just one extra flare a week. Just one.
Go ahead. Put it back on.
God, you are gorgeous.
Ebby tells me you taught him a lot about discipline and self-control.
You throw the ball.
Exploding sliders.
I wanna bring the heater. To announce my presence with authority.
We gotta play 'em one day at a time.
Word on LaLoosh is that the good-looking, young pitcher
I'm all for rechanneling, so who cares, right?
And the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen.
Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids.
Yelich runs like he throws. Sort of all over the place.
his: "#xkwskww736eyeyey HQ87's" shift! yes! shout the color! zap zap! reow! reow! yes georgette's an unusual bumpy retired grandma! gone fired! reow! yes georgette was a worthless mutt! yes! bray wanted to divorce her! yes boing boing reow! what a toxic casino!
BASS
- "things will work out." - Things will work out.
The organization wants to make a change.
God, stupid fuck, Crash.
You get three ants together, they can't do dick.
because you weren't thinking about it, 'cause you were pissed off at me.
- I'll be all right. - I'm talking about my mirror.
Young men are uncomplicated.
What do you think of "Pokey"?
This is the toughest job a manager has.
Lessons from Bull Durham...
You know, I just wanna give it my best shot.
It’s a miracle
You're scared.
this is the damnedest season I've ever seen.
Yeah.
- I held it like an egg. - And he scrambled the son of a bitch.
And The Sporting News didn't say anything about it.
I was great, huh?
- I'm not your slave. - No, that one over there.
- What is that? - Chicken bone cross.
Come on!
josh allen
Whoo, that was a humdinger.
- You're bending his mind all out of shape. - I'm what?
Don't I look nice?
I don't know where it's gonna go.
Yes, he most certainly is here.
Good. Physical exhaustion can be spiritually fabulous.
Oh, my.
Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didn't he?
He was so encouraged by his victory
Next one might be at your head.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water If you fell out of a fuckin’ boat.
Hey Carlton, Soooo..,
Assassin's Creed Unity
And I think Susan Sontag is brilliant.
DC COUNCIL CALLED THE GUY A COCKSUCKER
Sometimes it seems like a bad trade,
Hit 'em where they ain't!
You've seen them all.
'Cause it sure ain't baseball.
Shut up
All My Limbs Put Together Aren't Worth Seven Cents A Pound
My interviews? What do I gotta do?
This guy starts me off with a breaking ball
Struck out 916 Times Also a New League Record
And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me
If he's so hot, how come Annie wants me instead of him?
You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat
Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids.
that he vowed not to have sex until he lost.
What they give me lasts 142 games.
And when you speak of me, speak well.
They're your friends. Write this down.
You think Dwight Gooden leaves his socks on?
Cut it!
Come on. Dazzle me.
You're patronizing me, and I will not be patronized.
Crash is a very smart man.
What do you mean, you're not gonna fight me, you fuck?
I guess you do.
"Got to play..."
and have a nice smile, does not mean you are not full of shit.
Guess what, man.
- I said, "I want you." - Stop it.
Shit, I'm sorry. Hey!
Big-league pitchers don't use these.
the small of a woman's back,
Time out!
Want a ride?
Goddamn, son of a bitching, motherfucking shithead!
Annie. Annie.
"Limpid jets of love."
Congratulations.
It’s a miracle
Rainout?
Hey, I'm Millie.
Time-out. Why do you get to choose?
"I sing the body electric"
you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting clean-up for Shreveport.
You are messing with my private life!
Give me a rag.
Shit!
Yeah, Bobby. Shut the door.
Sorry it got wasted.
Mmm. God, he's so romantic.
Ebby, honey.
But Nuke was still confused.
- What are they? - They're garters.
- We got a lot of catching up to do. - Your father is right there.
- 'Cause they don't happen very often. - Right.
Who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake?
Fastball.
You've been around.
Winston-Salem. Batting practice, 11:30.
All right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?
You hit the ball.
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy
And I don't wanna think about nothing.
Astros after Yankees series
Nice shot.
Good advice
Oh, Crash, you do make speeches.
After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy,
We need a live Rooster
Never fuck with a winning streak.